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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 12:42 PM
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So a penguin, a priest and a talking dildo are in a bar...nt
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 12:57 PM
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1. "If that's my rectal thermometer, where's my cello?"
n/t
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 01:29 PM
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5. What is the differance between
an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?







































Taste!
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northzax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 12:59 PM
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2. grumpy fucked a penguin
grumpy fucked a penguin.
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DainBramaged Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 01:14 PM
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3. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And the Dildo says, where have you been lately?
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 01:23 PM
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4. ....and the bartender says, "What is this- a joke?"
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 01:45 PM
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6. And the penguin brags:
I am always dressed in my finest black and white, and I'm often chosen to be the news of the day!

The Priest responds smugly:
Why, I do the same, am often in the news, and frequently get invited to go into many Holy places as well!

The Talking Dildo looks up from his drink, and says:
Take it from me. Being dressed in your best don't mean shit.
I'm always invited to "Come As You Are" parties, and I have no problem with getting into the best or the most holy of places!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-08-07 01:47 PM
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7. Winner!
:rofl:
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