Modify an active Lounge thread to include the phrase "Masturbating An Elephant".

[ohiosmith]

Masturbating An Elephant with both hands while driving

[AllegroRondo]

1. Comic Book Hero Captain America Dies Masturbating an Elephant

[terrya]

2. What trend in popular culture would you ban while...

masturbating an elephant.

Might as well use mine.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. How many of you thought my user name was about Masturbating an Elephant?

[Blue-Jay]

4. So a penguin, a priest and a talking dildo are Masturbating An Elephant.

[Little Wing]

5. Flossing with both hands while masturbating an elephant

this one cannont be beat

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Someone give me a drink - I just told my co-masturbating an elephant-worker to kiss my ass

[terrya]

7. Have you ever rocked the suburbs while masturbating an elephant?

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. don't f*&^ with my masturbating an elephant. round 437,786

[masshole]

9. self deleted

[Deja Q]

10. I've posted cleaner things that got deleted!

:rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

11. Teacher Masturbating an Elephant in her Minivan - Arrested

[The2ndWheel]

12. YouTube thread - post a song that you've been hooked on lately

masturbating an elephant.

[bif]

13. delete

[VenusRising]

14. What trend in Masturbating An Elephant would you ban?

:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

15. Masturbating an Elephant - life in a small town.

[malta blue]

16. ADD and ADHD DUers: Masturbate an Elephant

[matcom]

17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

[ohiosmith]

22. You sir, are a continuous source of inspiration.

[Radical Activist]

18. Now in Vienna. there's ten pretty women masturbating and elephant.

Best thread ever.

[billyskank]

19. Arnold Schwartzenegger, masturbating an elephant

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. ...

:spray:

Somehow that almost makes sense. ;)

:loveya:

[billyskank]

28. I would have said "Masturbating An Elephant with both hands while driving"

but ohiosmith was way ahead of me. ;)

Thanks for making my day fly by so well. :hug:

:loveya:

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Thank you for making me a happier person today.

You really did brighten my day.

:loveya: :hug: :loveya: :hug: :loveya:

[Radical Activist]

20. ACCCKKKK!!! Twisted Sister has masturbated an elephant!

[LeftishBrit]

21. If you post a thread in the Lounge and no one responds..

it's because they're all too busy masturbating an elephant.

[Radical Activist]

24. Refrigerator Will Toss You Can of Beer and maturbate an elephant

[taterguy]

25. Please remove the masturbating elephant

[Maine-ah]

26. Now in Vienna, there's ten pretty women

Now in Vienna, there's ten pretty women Masturbating An Elephant:rofl:

[Radical Activist]

27. My little brother is interning at The Nation to masturbate elephants.

[Radical Activist]

30. I am going to cry, I used a oil/sugar mixture to masturbate an elephant

[Karenca]

31. Ahhhhhhhhh! You beat me! nt

[Karenca]

34. I used a oil/sugar mixture to mastebate an elephant, so now i am covered in oil/sugar

EOM

[Radical Activist]

37. hehe

even better.

[Radical Activist]

32. How was your fifteen minutes of masturbating an elephant?

[deepthought42]

33. She let him masturbate an elephant?

:rofl: I love this thread...

[The2ndWheel]

35. can i just say, i Love chicago and their peopLe

masturbating an elephant.

[Radical Activist]

36. I found out what not to say to your wife when she asks you to masturbate an elephant

I can't stop. Its so easy but so funny.

[matcom]

41. BBBWWWAAAAAAHHHHHAAAA

:spray:

[Scarlett17]

38. Judge Rules Accused Child Molester Can Masterbate An Elephant

[AllegroRondo]

39. I have to go uncover my car... masturbated an elephant yesterday

[Radical Activist]

44. oh that's good

I was trying to figure out how to use that one.

[Little Wing]

40. I just saw the Goo Goo Dolls masturbating an elephant

[KitchenWitch]

42. Masturbating an elephant - for the love of all that is sacred

:rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

43. I like this Adrien Brody guy masturbating an elephant.

:shrug:

[Gormy Cuss]

45. Scooter Libby, masturbating an elephant, or lying sack of shit?

Works the other way too:
Scooter Libby, hero of the stupid, or masturbating an elephant?

[The2ndWheel]

46. Post your masturbating an elephant time killers here

[Radical Activist]

47. They sure ain't masturbating elephants like they used to

I'll say!

[Radical Activist]

48. Somebody massage my neck and masturbate my elephant please.

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. It's not Thanksgiving today, but I'm Masturbating and Elephant.

[AllegroRondo]

50. why would someone masterbate and elephant in the urinal?

[deepthought42]

51. omfsm!

:spray: I have to put aside the coffee cup while reading this thread! :rofl:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

52. Now why would someone Masturbating An Elephant take a dump i n a urinal?

:)

[Lilith Velkor]

53. It's not Thanksgiving today, but I am masturbating an elephant

[AllegroRondo]

54. Woohoo! I got masturbating an elephant tickets!

[AllegroRondo]

55. Anyone still Masturbating An Elephant on Africam?

[ohiosmith]

56. My Cotton Sweater Caught Fire Masturbating an Elephant.

Too good to pass up.

[AllegroRondo]

57. Online Columnist Rates American Idol Girls - By Masturbating An Elephant

[ironflange]

58. Breaking:Congress to look at CIA Masturbating An Elephant

Sorry, I took the liberty of using a GD thread.

[VenusRising]

59. So I'm Masturbating an Elephant, help me be a slut?

:rofl::rofl:

[ironflange]

60. BBC "Captain America is Masturbating An Elephant"

:rofl:

Another GD thread, sorry, I'll stop with that.

[ironflange]

61. LOL... my dog is Masturbating An Elephant

Man, this is addictive.

[ohiosmith]

64. I know. There is a thread that hasn't been done that is just crying for it .

[VenusRising]

62. McGahee traded to Ravens for Masturbating an Elephant.

They get paid too much for what they do. :rofl:

[charlie and algernon]

66. teams look down upon that now

you masturbate an elephant once and people look at you funny, do it twice and you get traded. if he does it again, I heard the Ravens will trade him to the Siberian League. :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

68. or CFL

[VenusRising]

69. I guess it's a new trend in performance enhancement

supplements.

:rofl::rofl:

[ironflange]

63. Winemaker Ernest Gallo dies at age 97 Masturbating An Elephant

Good thing Peggy isn't mod any more. She'd be all over this thread like a $20 suit.

I'm still scared of her. :scared:

[u4ic]

65. Is Masturbating an Elephant making a comeback?

:silly:

[billyskank]

77. Did it ever go out of fashion?

[ohiosmith]

82. :

:rofl:

[u4ic]

145. We obviously

move in different circles...:eyes:








:P

[charlie and algernon]

67. aquasaurs masturbate elephants

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

70. I'm liking this masturbating an elephant guy. (nt)

[Goblinmonger]

71. Anna Nicole's death has a new twist... Masturbating an Elephant

[deepthought42]

72. This thread is going to be the death of me....

:spray: :spray: :spray:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

73. Don't be just a spectator. Get in here and play.

[deepthought42]

75. If I can stop laughing long enough to think of one...

I'll post another one... can't....breathe....

[ohiosmith]

81. Some are brilliant, aren't they?

[deepthought42]

85. I am crying now....

I'm so glad that my desk is at the front of the office, away from everyone else.... :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

99. What you do now is email a link to this thread to everyone you work with.

[deepthought42]

117. Oh man, they don't need to know how weird my sense of humor is!

Plus the fact that technically my father is my boss....it might be awkward! ;)

[ohiosmith]

118. Then you can't get fired. Perfect.

[deepthought42]

119. I'm trying to protect my image as the "innocent" one...

At least til I go to grad school in the fall... ;)

[Goblinmonger]

74. LOST: Another masturbating and elephant that just make my head get all messed with.

[unpossibles]

76. My summer plans (advice from those familiar with masturbating an elephant)

[Goblinmonger]

78. When I press the "purge" button in my e-mail client I think of masturbating an elephant

[Cabcere]

79. When I press the "masturbating an elephant" button in my e-mail client I think of Stalin

;)

[Goblinmonger]

80. Nicely done

and we didn't copy each other exactly. Don't know which I like better.

[Cabcere]

84. Great minds...

masturbate an elephant alike? :shrug: ;) Well done, my friend. :hi:

[deepthought42]

83. What your momma says is masturbate an elephant!

Please masturbate an elephant.

Oh geez, there are tears now! *grabs tissue* must....stop...laughing!

[matcom]

86. VIRGINIA Man Sentenced For Masturbating An Elephant At Fair

[Goblinmonger]

87. Will Antonella masturbate an elephant on American Idol tonight?

[matcom]

88. It's International Masturbate An Elephant Day!! Post what you love about WOMEN:

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

90. THAT'S IT! I've been waiting all day for someone to do that thread.

[matcom]

91. i have been waiting for it too

couldn't wait any longer :rofl:

[ohiosmith]

94. :

:toast:

[BreweryYardRat]

89. Is masturbating an elephant making a comeback?

[AllegroRondo]

92. VIRGINIA Man Sentenced For Taking Upskirt Photos of Masturbating Elephant At Fair

[unpossibles]

93. It's that time again! Who can best masturbate an elephant?

[unpossibles]

95. Masturbating an elephant with both hands while driving

damn it, my fellow cube farmers must think I am nuts, cackling to myself...

[matcom]

96. So this Orangutan is Masturbating An Elephant when an FBI agent walks up nt

[matcom]

97. You know what I love? I LOVE Masturbating An Elephant

[AllegroRondo]

98. Did I miss masturbating an elephant on last week's Battlestar Galactica?

[AllegroRondo]

100. Re: Last Night's South Park -You've masterbated an elephant before...haven't you?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

101. When I think of masturbating an elephant, I think .................

[izzybeans]

102. When I press the "purge" button while masturbating an elephant I think of Stalin

[unpossibles]

103. CONFESS!!!!! What is your "masturbating an elephant?"

[philosophie_en_rose]

140. CONFESS!!!!! Masturbating an elephant is your "kryptonite!"

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

104. Do You masturbate an elephant that gives you the creeps?

[charlie and algernon]

105. So I'm almost at 1000, help me be a slut masturbating an elephant?

:rofl:

[izzybeans]

106. Today I had my first "outsourced" masturbating an elephant experience and I'm not happy about it.

[ohiosmith]

107. HA HA HA HA!

:rofl:

[matcom]

108. Can I Masturbate An Elephant a little?

[ohiosmith]

109. They killed KMZT - masturbating an elephant radio is no more in L.A.

had to do it

[izzybeans]

110. Online columnist rates masturbating an elephant contestants by their "bang" factor!!!

[Deja Q]

111. Drunk WISCONSIN Man Pulled Down Pants, Had Friend Masturbating an Elephant

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

112. Pity this can't include GD threads...

"Clarence Thomas: Affirmative Action Not Needed... Even Though My Office Is Masturbating an Elephant"
:yoiks:

[ohiosmith]

113. It can dude. You just made it so.

[ohiosmith]

114. How's this:

Kristol gets the red ass treatment masturbating an elephant in Austin Forum

[Critters2]

122. LOL!!! nt

[rug]

115. German Couple Masturbating An Elephant In Incest Row

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6281165

[Seldona]

116. Sucks to be her... masturbating an elephant.

[Critters2]

120. "Are you free, Mr Humphries?" "I'm masturbating an elephant, Captain Peacock."

Still, feels disrespectful of the dead somehow.


But funny, nonetheless.

[ohiosmith]

121. excellent

[jobycom]

153. John Inman is laughing his ass off at that one! Sigh. RIP, John. nt

[VelmaD]

123. aaaaAAAAAAaaaa...AAA!!!

(obviously a sound made while masturbating an elephant)

Sorry...had to be done. :)

[Deja Q]

124. OK Co-eds... masturbating an elephant.............dorm or off campus?

:rofl:

[MnFats]

125. what have republicans ever done right while masturbating an elephant?

[Deja Q]

126. Mini Rant - Please for the love of masturbating an elephant

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

127. A have a Bolognese masturbating an elephant in my oven

[Deja Q]

128. I was masturbating an elephant for almost 4 grand today.

:woohoo:

[Cabcere]

129. Double standards - masturbating an elephant in a small town

[racaulk]

130. LOUNGE! I need your help masturbating an elephant!

:rofl:

[racaulk]

131. I wrote a check for masturbating an elephant today.

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

132. I'm going to record the John Denver "Masturbating An Elephant" special.

[racaulk]

133. I *will* you to masturbate an elephant, Mods!

:rofl:

(I am loving this thread!!!)

[Cabcere]

134. Put "Masturbating An Elephant" marks around one word in a movie title

(I'm not exactly sure what that would entail...and it's probably best not to think about it.) :shrug:

[Cabcere]

135. I'm just masturbating an elephant out of my hair.

[Deja Q]

136. Dang, I hate it when I hit the "Masturbating an elephant" link on a PM

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

137. I am sorry but I thought masturbating an elephant last night was funny NT

[liontamer]

138. i justed singed the shit out my hair masturbating an elephant.

[Deja Q]

139. NSFW

Just looked out and there are two deer noshing on the seed from my "masturbating an elephant" feeder...

[KamaAina]

141. How to make your boss stop masturbating an elephant

kind of tricky...

[suninvited]

142. Mama Masturbating an Elephant appreciation thread

[racaulk]

143. Compile a list...Things that make you go masturbate an elephant.

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

144. My masturbating an elephant has been diagnosed with chronic renal failure AND hyperthyroidism

OMG, the Biblebangers were right! :wow:
:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

146. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo pissed at American Idol masturbating an elephant right now!!!

[Deja Q]

147. Who knew masturbating an elephant could be so tiring? Anyone wanna give me a massage?

[Deja Q]

148. Got pulled over last night..... masturbating an elephant.

[Deja Q]

149. Uh oh.... Lucy's in trouble Masturbating an elephant.

:yoiks:

[Shell Beau]

150. I wasn't shocked to see him masturbating...

I was shocked to see him masturbating an elephant! :o

[Deja Q]

151. Quick question about masturbating an elephant

[Deja Q]

152. I have a really painful pimple on masturbating my elephant

O8)

[jobycom]

154. I'm just glad this isn't a pic thread.

[ohiosmith]

165. That can be arranged.

[suninvited]

155. If you had a sock puppet masturbating an elephant, what would you name it

[Deja Q]

156. 30 gig Ipod masturbating an elephant 10 weeks old.

:yoiks:

[Deja Q]

157. DUzy awards for the week are masturbating an elephant

O8)

[jobycom]

158. Naughty persons, masturbate an elephant.

[matcom]

159. to the top with you - while Masturbating An Elephant

:kick:

[seemunkee]

160. I would like to introduce a new DU'er to masturbating an elephant

[izzybeans]

161. SE Pennsylvania DUers: Which one of you did I see Masturbating an Elephant on the by-pass this morn?

[AllegroRondo]

162. For the first time my daughter slept through masturbating an elephant.

[jayfish]

163. Masturbating An Elephant And Power.

Jay

[jayfish]

164. When Was the Last Time You Gave Up Masturbating An Elephant?

Jay

[Deja Q]

166. Say no to masturbating an elephant!

[conscious evolution]

167. If you can remember,name all the bands you saw masturbating an elephant

[conscious evolution]

168. Modify an active lounge thread with"masturbating an elephant"

Is this a copy-cat?

[conscious evolution]

169. Who is to blame for the continuing decline of masturbating an elephant in the DU Lounge

[sarge43]

170. Breaking news, The father of Anne Nicole Smith's baby is masturbating

an elephant.

[Ariana Celeste]

171. I'm masturbating an elephant tomorrow - any good movies to recommend?

[Deja Q]

172. ANOTHER reason to avoid Masturbating an Elephant. Molestation charges!

:spray:

[Call Me Wesley]

173. Locking.

Beastiality much?



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