Now why would someone take a dump i n a urinal?

[commander bunnypants]

That is just disgusting


CB

[billyskank]

1. Because they were very very very very very very very very very very very

drunk.

[commander bunnypants]

2. But I am at work

CB

[mainegreen]

5. !!!!!

:rofl:

[billyskank]

8. Liquid lunch?

:shrug:

;)

[fizzgig]

3. maybe the stalls were full?

:P

[VenusRising]

4. Imitating a South Park episode?

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

6. Because they really, really had to go and the stalls were full?

and it was better than the alternative of messing up their outfit?

[eyepaddle]

7. My guess is it is a feud with the Janitor

or else he's just a dick and a pig.

On second thought, it's probably all of the above. :puke:

[Blue-Jay]

9. I prefer the "Upper Decker"

[Omphaloskepsis]

10. I was a janitor for about a year..

This is surprisingly common. The best 5.25$ per hour I have ever made.. </sarcasm>

And I have seen some amazing things in the womans restroom. All genders somehow manage to get shit on walls.

[mainegreen]

11. I've always wondered how #2 gets smeared on a wall.

What, do you bent over and try and shoot at the wall? Go in your hands and rub?
:puke:
I'm amazed at how uncleanly so many people are. I bet the wall-shitters don't wash their hands after either.

[suninvited]

13. I used to be the manager at a Texaco station where

someone once painted my walls with the stuff. Luckily the bathrooms were outside, so I could hose it down a couple of hours before having to get down to actually cleaning it.

[formerrepuke]

12. I've observed men piss in the sink when the urinals are in use...pretty gross, indeed.

[buddhamama]

14. Locking...

I have consulted the Magic Eight Ball and the answer to your question is: Some questions are best left unanswered, or in this case asked(out loud).


Sincerely,
buddhamama-DU Mod