I have a really painful pimple on my Lab...oh...I just cannot do it.

[Fran Kubelik]

:evilgrin:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. Sometimes the truth is SO much better than any shit you can make up.

Sorry. I feel drunk. My husband and I just...well...you know. :evilgrin: It probably doesn't help that I have this weird virus that makes me dizzy and goofy.
Duckie

[Fran Kubelik]

7. Maybe you should go lie down!

:rofl:

Seriously though - that sounds like a yucky virus.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

11. Saturday morning it started out as just the dizzies.

I thought it was just a hangover. I'd been having a little wine in the evenings that week, and I thought that maybe the dehydration had caught up with me. Nope. Everything ended up spinning and I was throwing up water. And I get emotional when that happens. Saturday SUCKED ass.
Duckie

[Fran Kubelik]

13. And you are still feeling bad almost a week later?

Poor thing. :hug:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

14. I don't feel bad...

I'm just still dizzy.

[eyesroll]

20. My friend had those symptoms and ended up with a baby...

:shrug:

Hope you're feeling better.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. Your Labrador Retriever???

Black, golden or brown?

[Dave Reynolds]

3. Come on, DO IT!

DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!DO IT!

And, in case I did not say so before: DO IT!

:crazy:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Your labrador? Your lab technician?

Your labium?

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. Beat you to it.....

the dog anyway.

:eyes:

[KitchenWitch]

5. Fran, for someone who is fairly new, you sure have caught on...

:evilgrin:

and

IBTL!




on edit, I appear to be typing challenged tonight.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. That's what I said...

Don't you just love Fran?
Duckie

[suninvited]

8. Was a nice try, anyway

[Deja Q]

9. masturbating elephant?

:yoiks:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6280825&mesg_id=6280825

[Fran Kubelik]

Oh my.

:yoiks:

[crim son]

10. Nevertheless we appreciate the effort!

I couldn't have done it either. :7

[Fran Kubelik]

15. Thanks!

:D

[TOhioLiberal]

16. Now you're getting the hang of it...

...:evilgrin: I knew you had it in you!

oh and...

IBTL!

[Blue-Jay]

17. I almost did it, and I don't even have a Lab.

I have a schnauzer.

[Fran Kubelik]

18. Does your schnauzer have a pimple?

:shrug:

[XemaSab]

19. Shoulda made the dude wear a rubber...

:P

[Dave Reynolds]

21. Okay, now I can safely say:

IBTL!

Thanks, XemaSab! :toast:

[TimeChaser]

22. Locking

Please do not post sex threads

TimeChaser
DU Moderator