I'm straight, and stroking a weasel. Query me.

[short bus president]

[SOteric]

1. Will your weasel

be running for office with the rest of the pack?

[short bus president]

3. actually, he's the distraction

I anticipate that * will be inescapably drawn to chase him 'round a Mulberry tree, thus missing crucial campaign time. Now to find that Mulberry tree...

[Wonk]

2. What time is Bill Moyers NOW on where you live?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=115311&mesg_id=115311

[short bus president]

4. when it's on,

it's on now.

[Lizz612]

5. Does the weasel usualy hang out in file folders? NT

[short bus president]

8. he's often found in dark, confined spaces

where only a weasel, or in this case, a ferret, could fit. Often under the sofa, waiting to attack unsuspecting feet.

[Blue-Jay]

6. That's no weasel.

It's a bitey bitey ferrett.

[short bus president]

9. he's learning

by the time he's big enough to inflict damage, he'll be fat, lazy, and non-bitey.

[Shakeydave]

7. He's a little Shweety!

How long does a good three minute egg take to cook?

[short bus president]

11. It takes

an infinity, if no one's around to hear it.

[Shakeydave]

12. Whooooooaaaaaaaaaaa!

That's what my psychic told me too!

[bicentennial_baby]

10. Does he swim?

My ferret used to love to swim in the bathtub...he would dive over and over, trying to pull out the drain plug...such cute lil critters.

[short bus president]

14. my last ferret

hated water. So I was a bit surprised when this one (Festus) plunged enthusiastically into my dog's water dish and proceeded to poke his head around underwater for awhile. He does this every time he's loose. That, and battling my vertical blinds. Wild little critter. Can't wait to harness train him and take him to the pool.

[ForrestGump]

13. You mustelid to stop biting you

Or I'll come looking ferret.