Mechanic Admits To Sexual Fetish - He Has Sex WITH Cars

[matcom]

<snip>

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it.”

His weird obsession mirrors that of electrician Karl Watkins, who The Sun revealed was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993. :rofl:

Chris has his own website devoted to his bizarre fetish — and claims there are 500 other cranks like him, including women.

But unlike doggers who have sex with strangers in chilly car parks, the motor engineer uses a heated and carpeted double garage at his home for the strange liaisons.

He has met more than 20 people online who have driven their cars over for a service.

Most like to video Chris exhausting himself — while they are pleasuring THEMSELVES.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007110349,00.html

[Left Is Write]

1. Ummmm....

:wtf:

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. How is that possible?

Sounds ... abrasive...

[bicentennial_baby]

18. They make special, er, attachments for it

I first heard of this months ago, and that was my question too...Apparently, it's true....

[Hugin]

3. That kind of behavior by others is exactly why I have...

a car cover.

:grr:

[eyepaddle]

4. Whoa, this might win the award for the week in serious

:wtf: ness

[deutsey]

5. Gives the phrase "If you see this van a-rockin', don't bother knockin'"

a whole new meaning.

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

6. UH!!!

:wow:

*speechless*


On edit: I wonder if he has ever cheated on his Mercedes with a Pinto?

:rofl:

[Mad_Dem_X]

35. LOL!

Two-timer!

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

39. Hey!!!

How you feeling? missed you at work the past couple of days. :hi:

[Deja Q]

38. And if that Pinto exploded, would he be man enough to go to the ER?

Or would he not have enough manhood remaining to bother? :hurts:

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

41. The fact that he can

still perform boggles the mind. I wonder if his girlfriend prefers unleaded or deisel? :shrug:

[Deja Q]

50. Unleaded or deisel? What, not 'Hidden Valley' Ranch?

[jobycom]

7. That kind of reminds me

Well, no, it doesn't

[Truthiness Inspector]

8. Gives new meaning to a hot rod

how about a low-rider?

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Carbureted?

Or injected? :shrug:

[LSK]

10. ok, how EXACTLY does that work?

:wtf:

[DKRC]

11. Lots of WD40

:evilgrin:

[edbermac]

12. What do you think the tail pipe is for?

:rofl:

[LSK]

14. well there is also the throttle body

And some cars have "ram air"!

:rofl:

[ContraBass Black]

22. Good God!

The burns would be too horrible to contemplate. :scared:

[Connonym]

13. Every time I start thinking I'm a freaky girl

something like this comes along and reminds me that I'm SO vanilla.

[johnnie]

15. I guess it isn't always safe to assume...

...that it is bird shit that is dripping off of your windshield.

[hunter]

16. This explains so much about modern society...

I've never understood the whole car thing.

All these highways we build, low density suburbs, long commutes, wars in the Middle East... why it's all sexual fetish!

How could I have been so ignorant all these years? I never even imagined such a thing...

[Vidar]

17. Beware of fellating the tailpipe.

[Orrex]

28. That's even more dangerous than blowing a head gasket

Yikes!

[billyskank]

19. Imagine coming back after a lovely night at the opera

to find some weird guy making sweet love to your car :rofl:

[matcom]

20. can you imagine what he would do to my SCOOTER?

x(

[Javaman]

33. Wouldn't that be like assaulting a minor?? nt

[Javaman]

29. "damn it, dude, get off my car, I just had it waxed!!" lol nt

[billyskank]

30. That's the answer.

Wax it so thoroughly he can't get any traction. :D

[ContraBass Black]

21. I understand how the interior often works for a woman, but for a man,

It must surely take more work.

[underpants]

23. Now where did I put that picture

(whistles) :crazy:

[mentalsolstice]

24. See, that's what you'll get if you legalize gay marriage!

People will want to start marrying automobiles! :sarcasm:

[Strawman]

25. This was heard playing in his garage

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-9JuAx_CB6o

[LynneSin]

26. I didn't think we could get worse than the man who masturbates elephants

We just have

[BlueStorm]

48. What's this about masturbating an elephant?

Damn I must of missed a good one!!

[KamaAina]

27. He should've met Mom's old Plymouth Duster

Mom named it "Dolly" 'cause she thought it had nice headlights. :-)

Alas, Dolly skidded on wet leaves on a Conn. offramp one autumn, and was never quite the same after that. Mom ended up -- seriously -- selling her to demo derby!

[AllegroRondo]

31. does this have anything to do with truck testacles?

[Initech]

32. Man, this gives the phrase "loving your job" a whole new meaning!

:rofl:

[Dr Fate]

34. So long as he harms no one, I could care less. "Whatever get's you through the night is alright."

n/t

[Deja Q]

36. "Holy unleaded gas, Batman!"

:wow:

Talk about putting your foot on it!

:wow:

Did you see that hot piston action?

:wow:

At 3000RPM, I wonder which one gave out first?

:wow:

[Hardrada]

37. Liberalism made him do it.

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. I've heard of car detailing, but this is ridiculous.

:rofl: :yoiks: And as for Pavement Boy Karl, OUCH... :yoiks:

[unsavedtrash]

42. Does it help the gas mileage?

:shrug:

[Lisa]

43. he'd better keep clear of the fan belt!

A fellow could get injured that way.

[Fleshdancer]

44. I'll offer up my car....

just wash it afterwards and give me a deep discount on oil changes and repair work. This doesn't make me a car pimp, does it?

[fortyfeetunder]

45. What would he be doing with a HUMMER?

:rofl:

[KamaAina]

46. It's just like having sex with women, only instead of the Barry White or Al Green,

he puts on some Gary Numan instead.

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
Its the only way to live
In cars

Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for ( nights )
- this is the only wrong word you put days
In cars

:eyes:

[Jade Fox]

47. That's gotta hurt.

[BlueStorm]

49. Matcom, where do you find these articles...

I thought I have seen it all, but damn this takes the cake.

Blue

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

51. But how was it for the car?