No, for the last time, I don't want to "increase the size of my manhood"

[terrya]

Cleaning out my spam folder in my email account. Every third junk message seems to be a variation on that.

[mainegreen]

1. Certainly not! Now about those penny stocks. I swear this one is a winner!

I have inside information that Cambridge Resources Corp (CBRP) is going up!
Buy now while the stock is at .035!






:P

[terrya]

2. Oh, those too!

I hate those. Right, sure, I'll put my hard earned money into stocks from a total stranger in a spam email. :eyes:

[BOSSHOG]

3. Has your account at Third Barclay First Bank been suspended?

How about an email from someone holding money for an Amreican Soldier who was killed in Iraq who wants you to help them get the money back to his family?

[Phillycat]

4. I get those too.

And I have a bergina. :D

[terrya]

6. Apparently, I'll be able to pleasure my woman if I do that.

Or so the soon to be deleted spam tells me.

[youthere]

5. What about your bust size?

[MonkeyFunk]

7. well lah-di-da

excuse ME, Mr. Stryker.

[terrya]

12. I could have a career in the exciting world of gay porn.

But then I could be a magnet for repulsive right wing women.

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Does Anybody Really Believe That Stuff Works?

Some over the counter herbal or pill? Seems like it would have been discovered 4 hundred years ago and it would be the most popular pill ever if it actually did anything.
The Professor

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Wait...

they don't work?!?!

Son of a....

[ProfessorGAC]

11. Don't They Have A 30 Day Money Back Thing?

Leapt before you looked, dincha?
The Professor

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. neither do i. nor do i have trouble getting it up.

[ChickMagic]

13. What???

You don't want Smilin' Bob as your BFF?

[Javaman]

14. Actually I'm trying to find a way to reduce it!! ;) nt

[Phillycat]

16. This post is useless without pics.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

15. Suuurrre you don't...

Why do you hate America?

;)

[SCantiGOP]

17. Try it !

I got a hilarious email from a friend while back. He said he got tired of the spam, but before buying a spam filter he decided to read and respond to every email for a week. He said he now had an 11' penis, had just refinanced his house for the tenth time that week, with the last one being for .03%, and a nice woman in Nigeria had just deposited $44 million dollars in his bank account.

[LynneSin]

18. I don't want to increase the size of my manhood either

Especially since I have no manhood to begin with.

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. You got that offer from Isoscoles P. Garbagetruck too?

:rofl: I thought he sent it just to me. :cry: I'm not special any more.

But then again, I have no manhood of which to increase the size. :P :rofl:

[terrya]

20. Am I going to take penis enlargment tips from someone...

named Isoscoles P. Garbagetruck? I think NOT. :-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Why not? You know that's a perfectly legitimate name.

Just like Idiom Q. Paper and all of their friends. :P :rofl: If I were a guy, I'd keep anything sold by a guy named after a triangle and a vehicle as far away from my manhood as possible. :P

[billyskank]

22. Would you take penis enlargement tips if their name was Gerald Smith?

Just wondering. :D

[terrya]

23. Maybe if they're names were Jeff Stryker or Rick Donovan

Two of my all time favorite gay adult film..actors? Performers? :-)

[billyskank]

24. Now is this heading in the TMI direction?

:rofl:

[terrya]

25. That's as far as I'm going with that.

I don't want to give my friend Call Me Wesley any reason to lock my own thread. :-)

[formerrepuke]

26. BLESS YOU MY NAME IS MATSON R. NKWEDE FROM CENTRAL NIGERIAN BANK AND...

...n/t