I am on a never ending quest to steal your girlfriend...........

[La Lioness Priyanka]

sorry couldnt resist this one.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6282852

[mongo]

1. You can't steal her...

but I've been known to share on occasion.

We're helpful and accomodating...

[Maddy McCall]

2. No girlfriends for me, but my best galpal is off limits.

You better not try! I don't know what I'd do without her!

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. lol.

fine, just because i like you...i wont do it

[petronius]

3. "That's it, Henri! I'm kicking your ass!"

http://content.answers.com.nyud.net:8090/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/47/200px-Cheers_woody.jpg

"Meet me in the pool room..."

[deutsey]

5. Any Friend Of Yours Is A Potential Girlfriend Of Mine

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/any_friend_of_yours_is_a



You know that you're my man. For real. We've been through a lot together, and I know that you're good people. Likewise, you hang with good people. I respect that. And I want you to know that any friend of yours is a potential girlfriend of mine.

Seriously, it's no big deal. I'll go out of my way for any woman who's truly important to you. If they're good enough for you, they're good enough for me to take around town, get drunk, maneuver home to my place, and have sex with. I'm willing to extend that same courtesy to literally any female you bring into my field of vision. Coworkers, upstairs and downstairs neighbors, girls you hardly even know but think are cute—I'm happy to show any of them a good time.

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