How sad is eating alone at the Olive Garden?

[underpants]

:cry:
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I think it is a cry for help really.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I couldn't tell if it was the Olive Garden or Cracker Barrel.

How incredibly pathetic.

Wonder how many times he asked for more salad?

:cry:

[underpants]

4. Apparently not as many times as he asked for wine

(whispers so everyone can hear) He thinks he was at a Sizzler.
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[Midlodemocrat]

16. Whispers back.

Oh, I thought he was going to the Great American Buffet.

[El Fuego]

2. Very sad indeed.

[commander bunnypants]

3. DiD he get any wine?

You know what they say about those who drink alone.

CB

[underpants]

5. Appears so

Now he remembers it as being a Sizzler
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[MissMillie]

6. I eat alone often

and yes, I have done so at the Olive Garden...

... but you know, I don't know if you're really alone when you've got a good book.

:shrug:

[underpants]

7. That is true

O8)

[riderinthestorm]

12. Another "loser" alone at Olive Garden

:hi:

Yup, when I travel by myself it usually is Cracker Barrel, Olive Garden or some version thereof. Since when I'm doing this I'm usually pulling a 6 horse rig with a big mothafuckin' truck, I need a BIG parking lot and a salad very quickly so the horses aren't kicking the shit out of the trailer.

And I don't usually even have a book with me (I listen to the ones on tape when I travel so I don't usually keep my book near me in the truck) since I am usually trying to get out of there verrry quickly.

[MissMillie]

17. I don't often do much long-distrance driving

but I always keep a book in the car. If I'm picking someone up and they're running late, or waiting at the doctor's office, if I decide to stop for a bite, if I'm headed to the laundromat.... I think having a book at the ready is vital. One needs to make the most of one's "down time"

[riderinthestorm]

19. Oh I do that when I'm not travelling

I've taught this sinfully delicious habit to my oldest daughter now too! :evilgrin: She's a reading freak like me (us!) :hug: although she's still a student so even Olive Garden is out of her price range. When she's at home, it's coffee at Caribou alone with her book.

[matcom]

8. SIZZLER DAMMIT!!

:rofl:

[underpants]

10. Suuuuuuuuuuure it was

:beer:

[LSK]

11. those things still exist??

:popcorn:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. There's a Sizzler next to an Olive Garden near me. Matcom's dream come true.

Well, aside from his dream of a hot date with TeenMidlo.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Poor, poor TeenMidlo. If she only knew how much she was coveted.

:rofl:

[cwydro]

13. I remember Sizzler Dammit

I wish we had one here.

[JCMach1]

9. How sad is eating at Olive Garden

:puke:

Would eat almost anything else besides the plastic Americanized version of what could formerly be called italian (small i) cuisine...

[underpants]

14. 18 days

don't they give you a free meal at the OG on your birthday..or is that somewhere else?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. I call it EYE-talian cuisine.

Not to be confused with real Italian cuisine.

[matcom]

15. YOU are just jealous because YOU finally ran out of YOUR leftovers!

:D

[underpants]

20. I am jealous

but that's not why

:grr: :eat: :crunch:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

21. It's half as sad...

as two people eating at Olive Garden.

:hide:

[matcom]

22. or say a family WITH a mother-in-law?

:rofl:

[LSK]

23. in Virginia!

:hide:

[underpants]

28. Better use the buckshot to get the both of them

[mentalsolstice]

24. He didn't try to breastfeed a baby there did he?

It's bad enough he embarrassed the DU by going to OG alone...

[LynneSin]

25. Rumor has it he ordered the friend chicken and then breast fed his pit bull

Matcom is sad

[riderinthestorm]

26. "friend" chicken?

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

29. Poor guy lost his scooter while he was in eating chicken!

[BluePatriot]

30. Olive Garden?

:popcorn:

*timidly* actually the soup/salad/bread sticks are passable...

[Deja Q]

31. I eat there alone all the time. And at other places too. So what?

[matcom]

32. FREEPER!!!

:rofl: