betcha can't guess what my sig says!!!

[charlie and algernon]

betcha you cant!

[Richard Steele]

1. "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

[charlie and algernon]

2. dammit, Fac ut vivas. lol

:party: :toast: :party: :toast:

Utinam barbari spatium proprium tuum invadant!

[Richard Steele]

3. I have no idea what you just said. I actually don't read latin.

I do, however, read "Bloom County", from which I
once learned that Marmota Monax is the
common groundhog, aka "woodchuck".

Seeing that repeated twice in the middle of the
phrase, I took a guess. You -DID- say we should
guess, right?

Kinda off-topic: did you ever hear about the brass
plaque that Hugh Hefner used to have over the doorbell
of the Playboy Mansion?
It said "Si non oscillatum, no lo tinnitare."

[pokerfan]

4. We Don't Rent Pigs!

Lonesome Dove, taking about their sign...



Woodrow Call: ...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.

Gus McCrae: I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin.

Woodrow Call: Well what does it say in Latin?

(Gus blusters some gibberish)

Woodrow Call: For all you know it invites people to rob us.

Gus McCrae: Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.