I have the most shocking piece of news re: Anna's death right here. Read up, press & Hard Copy:

[Deja Q]

She's still dead.

[suninvited]

1. Youre right...

that is a shock !! Glad I stopped here this morning for some REAL news.

[Deja Q]

2. I did forget to put in a pertinent smilie...

But Hard Copy and the ilk all say how the public waaaaaaaants to know the latest on Anna.

I talked to 15 people, at random, and some are Repubs. All seemed to chant the same chorus: "We're tired of Anna on the news all the time." Oddly enough, I found that to be amusing. So where does the tabloid news figure people still want to know about the crude gold-digging druggie who couldn't have possible been for real. You know what I mean. There are so many more worthy people deserving of attention yet it's all given to her and Britney, but no doubt Rosie and Donald will be back on the scene within a week too...

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3. When I mentioned at work about the Libby verdict...

I got a lot of blank looks. People had NO clue what I was talking about. They didnt even realize there was a trial going on.

But, they sure know about Anna! That news is all over the place.

[Deja Q]

4. True. Sad, but true. And I saw the clock; I betcha Michael Jackson's due to be back in the news

Oops, that was last week. My clock is off... probably not in sync with Washed-up-pop-star Saving Time... (WPST)...

[suninvited]

5. Where has Michael Jackson been lately anyway?

Surely it is time for him to appear. Who knows, with a little luck some celebrity will adopt another baby, or file for divorce.

Katy and Tom maybe?

[Deja Q]

7. In Tokyo demanding $3,500 for 30 seconds of time. (Most prostitutes aren't 1/35th as expensive...)

:yoiks:

[suninvited]

9. What about OJ, where has he been?

:bounce:

[philosophie_en_rose]

6. Anna Nicole Zombie of the Living Dead

If you keep talking about her, she will rise from the dead and glue pink glittered extensions to your head.

[Deja Q]

8. Are they shaped like little pointy traffic cones?

:evilgrin: