I found a new hair stylist. He's gay and has a tude and I fucking love him!!

[graywarrior]

THIS is gonna be sweet. AND..... and and and, he wears eyeliner!!! OMG, I am getting hot.

[billyskank]

1. Lukas weeps

;)

[graywarrior]

5. What! I'll just lust him more. It's what I do best after a haircut.

[WindRavenX]

2. Without gay men, I would be lost

Seriously, straight men can be so...boring.

[bridgit]

3. i'm say'n...

http://www.myspace.com/princepoppycock

[graywarrior]

6. O.M.G. I simply MUST have him for a friend.

:rofl:

[bridgit]

58. he's precious...

and actually has a very fine singing voice :thumbsup:

[bicentennial_baby]

4. I thought my stylist was gay for the looongest time...

I mean, seriously...I was so sure...Until I met his fiancee, who is quite female.

:shrug:

THe man is a genius when it comes to hair though...That's why I drive 200mi. round trip to get it done every month :D

[EFerrari]

8. He could be bi. I found out my gaydar isn't gaydar but

unstraightdar when I'd incorrectly id'd bi people as gay.

[bicentennial_baby]

10. "Unstraightdar"!!!

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

14. It's so embarrassing! All this time, I thought a had gift and it turns out

that it's only a homing beacon for people just like me. That's not special!

lol

/oops

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Ha! If you lived by me you'd be getting your hair done free.

And I wear eyeliner too...sometimes. :P

[billyskank]

9. MrsGEEEEE!!!1

:bounce: :hi: :loveya: :D

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. billy!!!!!

:loveya: :hug: :pals:

[graywarrior]

11. HA!

Where to you live...maybe I MIGHT MOVE THERE!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Oh the lovely, and economically depressed, Michigan!!!

:bounce:

[bicentennial_baby]

12. I wish I did!

And you know how well I tip my stylist too! :D

[graywarrior]

13. You give cooking tips.

Am I right? Or directions to the best packy?

[bicentennial_baby]

15. Ha! You!

Yes and yes, but I tip my stylist 30%. :D

And last time Sniffa and I went, I think he tipped 50% :D


:P

[graywarrior]

16. They just love us uninformed Boston people.

We tip big, either out of guilt or because we're hungover or thinking about being hungover.

[bicentennial_baby]

20. Bwahahaha! But I'm from where he works!

:rofl:

Brad just loves my stories about polyamory, family dysfunction, brain surgery, and guys with foot fetishes :D

[graywarrior]

22. Me toooo! My favorite stories EVER. Dysfucntional drunk uncle and brother stories.

I eavesdrop on the Orange line if I hear a "Paddy got ripped last night and tore up the Black T'orn again" story. Swoon.

[billyskank]

21. Thinking about being hungover

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

23. It's actually healthier than being hungover, don't ya think?

And you still have bragging rights. "Oh man, I'm thinking I'm sooooo hungover, dude."

[billyskank]

24. Absolutely.

Man, I thought about drinking far too much last night. Oy.

[graywarrior]

25. I thought so mcuh about drinking last night, by morning I was thinking I was in

Denial Aisle at an AA meeting.

[BarenakedLady]

31. Hmmm wha?

You don't drink.

:shrug:

[billyskank]

32. That's right, I don't.

I used to, but now I don't. However, I think you must have jumped in mid-conversation. I was just running with gray's idea of "thinking about having a hangover."

:hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:

[BarenakedLady]

35. hehehe

'k, scared me for a second. All better now...Carry on...nothing to see here. *whistles as she exits stage left*

:yoiks:






:hug:

[billyskank]

36. Oh you

:hug:

:*

:hug:

:loveya:

:hug:

Thank you. :D

[graywarrior]

37. See what miseries we cause here?

We pretend drunks, us.

[billyskank]

41. So nice to know people care, though.

:loveya:

[graywarrior]

43. They're extended sponsors, watching our asses.

:woohoo:

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. I'd just have you and sniffa cook up something!

:hi: :hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Oh my.

Does he realize that if he's not careful he's going to get jumped? :o

[graywarrior]

27. Imagine his HORROR. I may have to consider a good jumping.

cackle cackle

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Bwhahahhaha

If you do that, I'd do it after he's finished with your hair. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

29. WHILE he's doing my hair.....kinky!

[RevolutionaryActs]

30. Oh good heavens.

Just make sure the scissors are put away. :rofl:

[billyskank]

33. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

:rofl:

REV is here! We got the gang together! :bounce:

:loveya:

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

34. BILLY

:hi:


:loveya:

[graywarrior]

38. We really need to take our show on the road, the 3 of us.

crim & SPK as guest performers.

[billyskank]

39. We'd have a lot of fun in the tour bus, I think.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Wouldn't that be great?

We'll all go to the UK and harass play with billyskank. ;)

[billyskank]

42. Harass as in- ?

:o

[graywarrior]

44. Tie you down and tickle you?

[billyskank]

46. Only if you want to kill me.

[graywarrior]

49. I'd never EVER want to kill you. Kiss you, maybe.

[billyskank]

51. Kissing is fine

just not so much of the tickling. :*

[graywarrior]

56. We can play spin the bottle on the tour bus.

Prop up some cardboard cutouts of Lukas and Toby.

(I am sooo sooo sick)

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. Harass? Who said harass?

O8)


:rofl:

[graywarrior]

47. I think he meant hair ass.

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. No, I think *you* meant hairy ass

:P

[graywarrior]

53. I'm like that.

Hairy asses rule....:puke:

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. LOL

Ew. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

55. s'why I like Lukas. His is smooth...like a girls.

(Like I know that)

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. ....

:rofl:

[billyskank]

48. Nobody.

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. Right-o

:*