The Van Halen Reunion Tour would set a world record

[jmowreader]

Highest percentage of walk-up sales for any major concert tour in history.

I'm sorry, but since this tour has been on-again-off-again for the last...what, three years?...and Edward makes Keith Richards look spry, there's not one rock fan in the world who'd buy a ticket before the day of the show. The only way you'd know if they were going to play that night is if they walked onstage and plugged in.