"Just because you're a Republican and I'm a Democrat...

[darmok167]

...it doesn't mean we can't get along. I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass." :P

Anyone ever heard this one? I always got a kick out of it.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Never. But I love it!

I'm going to remember it for family gatherings. :evilgrin:

[darmok167]

2. I think it's very old school...

I heard it first probably 15 or 20 years ago from my dad. I'm not sure what made me think of it tonight, but it occurred to me that this joke is too good to simply let die.

[darmok167]

3. One bump. That's all.

I don't want to be an attention whore. :)

[Nicole]

4. I like that one too.

I've seen the short version, "I'll hug your elephant if you'll kiss my ass", on a bumper sticker.

:rofl: