These people are such assholes

[Ediacara]

I live in Montana and live in an apartment building. The building is accessed by an alleyway and has parking on two sides; along the alley and on a short parking lot spur. There are assigned spaces, but a lot of people don't care. Here, lemme show you a diagram (with alleyway to the left):



So today we come home and what do we find? Not only is there someone in "Not a Space," but there's someone in "REALLY Not a Space," and of course, a thrid asshole had to join in and park in "TOTALLY Not a Space."



(and no, we don't park on the ocean, we just have a lot of snow melt)

These assholes have totally boxed in our elderly neighbor Norma's white LeBaron and made it next to impossible to get in and out of the parking lot.



They all are live in that white house across the alleyway, but have decided that their buddies from God knows where get to park in their spaces instead....



WHAT THE FUCK!

[Robb]

1. 1) Yes, these people suck

2) I'm still laughing my ass off on the whole diagram thing. :rofl:

[Ediacara]

4. Well, we realized from the photos, it wasn't entirely clear what was going on

Assholes....

[aquaman]

2. This thread is the greatest of the evening..

Yes they suck.

[Ediacara]

5. YAY!

[otherlander]

3. Hey, look at this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPxN1_CZCI&NR

[El Fuego]

6. You are truly an inspiration...

...to all who have suffered an asshole inflicted parking lot injustice. :thumbsup:

[Nicole]

7. Yep

They're assholes. I think I would be tempted to let the air out of their tires. If they want to park there, let them park there longer than they expected to.

[Ediacara]

8. We submitted one of those photos to

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com

[Nicole]

9. Neat site.

I've never seen that before. :rofl:

[Ediacara]

10. You can see the gold car has one of their flyers stuck under the wiper

[Maddy McCall]

12. LOL...You're evil.

I like that in a DUer. :D

:thumbsup:

[Nicole]

14. Sometimes you have to be.

Assholes force it out of you. :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

11. Fuckheads. Can you get your landlord to have them towed?

Do that a couple of times, and I bet they won't park there anymore. They are tresspassing by parking there, right?

Poor Norma. :(

[Ediacara]

16. We tried

it's a weekend night, no one's there and it's not a super emergency, so I'd rather not call them on their super emergency line. We will be talking with them on Monday morning though.

[petronius]

13. Maybe y'all do things differently in Montana,

but as a person from a very car-dense part of the country I see nothing wrong with that parking pattern - it looks like a pretty efficient use of space, to me. :shrug:

[Ediacara]

15. The gold car is totally blocking the white car from backing out

it's also making the entrance/exit of the parking lot dangerously narrow

[petronius]

18. Variety is the spice of life

Around here, we'd call that plenty of space. (On the other hand, that strange white stuff would be considered an undriveable impediment...)

[Neoma]

17. Now that's fucking hilarious.

But yeah, they're both idiots and assholes. I agree, yadda, yadda, yadda.