Fuck... that hour I'm losing tonight

[MonkeyFunk]

was the one I had scheduled to pay my bills, wash the dog, learn algebra, throw in a load of laundry and make sweet beautiful love.

Damn you DST!!!

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. I know!

It's already 4am here and I should be getting to bed right now, but I'm not tired just yet. Thankfully I have nothing planned for tomorrow so it will be cool if I wake up at the crack of noon!

[Heidi]

2. Can you actually do all that in an hour?

If so, I humbly invite you to Switzerland. (Call Me Wesley, kindly avert your eyes.)

[MonkeyFunk]

3. Why?

He's too shy to see a man learn algebra?

[Heidi]

4. Hahahahahaha!

Yes, he's extremely shy. Who'da guessed?

[MonkeyFunk]

5. He's probably just

jealous of my new-found ability to solve quadratic equations. Wimp.

[tavalon]

6. I was planning on saving the world during that hour

So thanks to the bureaucrats who decided to move DST to this weekend, the world will not be saved.

[Kutjara]

7. I was gonna cure cancer.

Oh well...

[dEMOK]

8. Where Have You Been All my Life???... n-t

[Deja Q]

9. All of that in one hour?

Laundry = 11 minutes, 35 seconds
Algebra = 41 minutes, 24 seconds

With 7 minutes, 1 second remaining, to engage in making sweet love seems pointless.

[Robeson]

10. "make sweet beautiful love"....

...I know. My hand is cursing me for that lost hour, as I speak...:o

[Deja Q]

11. You only need to use one hand?

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