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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 11:59 AM
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SUNDAY BLONDE JOKE!
:rofl:

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
when it's finished ?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on
the box it's a tiger."

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in,
and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns
to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do,
we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says,

"Second, I want you to relax."

Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...."

He sighed .

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box ."

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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 12:01 PM
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1. LOL!
:D
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 12:02 PM
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2. I can top it: What's black & blue & brown laying face down in the gutter?
A brunette who told ONE too many blond jokes
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