datasuspect faq

[datasuspect]

1. you frequently refer to "the last starfighter." why is that?


it's because it's such an awesome movie. i think it captures the zeitgeist of an important era of american history.


2. why are you so cool?


it's because i rock. i can't help it that i am awesome.


3. which way to the time machine?


baby, i got a time machine in my pants.


4. what makes you too sexy for the lounge?


my swarthy sex appeal, handlebar moustache, and chiseled butt cheeks.

[XemaSab]

1. Does the time machine in your pants

go backwards, or just forwards? :shrug:

[datasuspect]

2. depends on the venue, atmospheric conditions

and motivation.

[Dangerously Amused]

3. "faq" in sans-serif type looks a lot like "fag," to the uninitiated.

I'll bet I'm not the only one who thought your title meant something else.

[datasuspect]

4. well, whatever's clever

i'm game.

[Guava Jelly]

5. The last Starfighter is one of my favorite movies

I own it on DVD