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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 04:44 PM
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Two turtles engaged in violent lovemaking
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=7391

:rofl:

She obviously likes it rough.

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Dude_CalmDown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 04:48 PM
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1. You know I could have gone my whole life without seeing that.
Really - WTF?
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Pierre.Suave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 04:49 PM
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2. I however
am glad you did so I dont have to.

lol.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 04:53 PM
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3. OMG, the male is such a screamer!
:spray:
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 04:57 PM
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4. I had no idea tortoises made noises.
:rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 04:58 PM
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5. Me, either. "Oh, God, oh, God, yes, yes, yes!!!"
Or something like that, turtlishly.
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MsKandice01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 06:31 PM
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6. LOL...the male turtle seemed to be really enjoying himself...
The female turtle didn't seem to be too impressed.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 06:42 PM
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8. Just don't wake me up, Herb.
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 06:41 PM
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7. Yeah, I saw than on Discovery or Nova or somethng
Jeez. no wonder they have protective shells
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 06:54 PM
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9. Wow, between this and the masturbating dog,
it's been an informative day in the Lounge. :thumbsup:
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:10 PM
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17. What masturbating dog? n/t
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 06:01 AM
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26. .
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 07:53 PM
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10. The sound!
:omg:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 08:15 PM
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11. "Why don't we do it in the road..."
On second thought, let's get the fuck outta here! C'mon, before we get run over!

Smart turtle. LOL, his groans are so cute! Oh, oh baby! Oh, yeah baby, just like that!

/cigarette
//was it good for you?
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Akoto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 08:25 PM
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12. Dayum.
Who knew turtles were such passionate love-makers? :o
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 08:25 PM
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13. I saw ostriches humping at a zoo once.
It was a life changing experience. :scared:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:38 PM
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23. Yeah?
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 08:31 PM
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14. I am just shell shocked...
:blush:
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 09:58 PM
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15. Holy shit, that was brilliant.
What was that sound? It sounded like a baby crying.

:rofl:
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:04 PM
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16. More like a wheezy old man...
He was probably hitting her because he was desperate and was trying to get under her shell, or is that get her out of her shell? :rofl:

Blue
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:30 PM
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22. Wheezy old man trying to get it up and in.
:rofl:
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:45 PM
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24. LOL!!!
:spray:
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:12 PM
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18. Slam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam, Bam
Thank you ma'm
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TheFriendlyAnarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:13 PM
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19. Well that's a WTF moment if I ever saw one. . .
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:18 PM
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20. I watched the entire thing....with glee.
Jesus.
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stuntcat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 10:24 PM
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21. wow
this is The BEST!
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ruiner4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 12:04 AM
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25. Shame Cole Porter never saw that...
It could have made the song more interesting...:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC_8HZ9ICl8
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Qanisqineq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 07:57 AM
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27. Oh god that was hilarious!
I am so glad I watched that, I couldn't stop laughing even after the video was over.
:rofl:
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 08:07 AM
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28. Well, that was a funny start to the morning.
That sound at the end! WTF???!
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