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TeddyKGB Donating Member (728 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 07:41 PM
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I am the father of Salma Hayek's baby
This is us just before we did the deed:



You're all invited to the baby shower and the wedding.

;)
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NC_Nurse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 07:44 PM
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1. You wish!
:D
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SKKY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 07:44 PM
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2. Salma is actually an old Aztec word that means...
Edited on Sun Mar-11-07 07:44 PM by ALiberalSailor
...Spanky toy! Is she hot or what?
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 07:46 PM
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3. You say something?
:evilgrin:
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 07:59 PM
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4. Salma thread!
:bounce:
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 08:08 PM
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5. *thud*
:wow:
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 09:41 PM
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6. Oh thank god! I was so afraid it was me, and now that my thing with
Scarlett Johansson is getting serious, I was worried there'd be some awkwardness...
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gr8dane_daddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 09:45 PM
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7. Mmmmm, she didn't tell you about us yet?
how awkward...
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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-11-07 09:48 PM
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8. I'm the baby of Salma HAYEK's father!!1 n/t
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Little Wing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 12:47 PM
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9. this needed a gentle push to the top
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pdx_prog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 01:16 PM
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10. Salma and I go way back....
I beg to differ but the baby is mine!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 01:18 PM
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11. Bookmarked and recommended
:drool:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 01:47 PM
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12. dayum!!!!
that little gif belongs in the "please remove" thread, because I wish she would please remove that bra :evilgrin:
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