Today we went to OLIVE GARDEN, and we bought a child. AND WE ATE IT.

[Elidor]

It was pretty bland. Needed more garlic. And the sauce was straight from a bottle. But hey, at least they let my girlfriend breastfeed me at the table.

/had to be done
//slashies, 'cause I've been reading too much Fark

[ncrainbowgrrl]

1. Was it tasty? I hope that you were in the smoking section too

'cause you need that true smoky flavor to enjoy a meal at the bestest italian restaurant on the planet.

:evilgrin: :hide:

[petronius]

2. I hope you remembered to spank it - they're more tender that way...

[Elidor]

3. They raise them in cages, like veal

So tender it melts in your mouth!

[otherlander]

4. Bland? That stinks.

I hope they at least had Swift service. :P

[peekaloo]

5. Mmmmmmmmm....never ending Infant Bowl.

*drool*

[Elidor]

6. They threw us out after the 4th serving

"You leave now, you no pay. Go!"

[AshevilleGuy]

7. I'm vegetarian, so that would be out. n/t