If you had to be one of these superheroes,

[Lautremont]

Poll question: If you had to be one of these superheroes,

with the exact powers their names implied, which one would you be? If you have time, post the reasoning behind your choice.

(I must be in an odd mood, because this is the second weird poll I've posted today. Apologies!)

[Mojambo]

1. Definitely Mystery Ghost.

I like the sound of that one a lot.

A ghost who solves mysteries. That would totally blow Shaggy and Scooby's minds.

[Blue-Jay]

2. Haber-Dasher

Reminds me of Harry Truman.

(no, I'm not that old)

[sakabatou]

3. Firebones

[Lautremont]

4. I'm going to shamelessly kick this - but once -

in hopes of getting a few more responses to my very scientific poll. After all, I worked so hard on it.

[terrya]

5. The Gayest Menzies

Though I suspect that there might be others more gayer than I.

[hfojvt]

6. since one of those is my grandmother's maiden name

I gotta go with Gasser, although before I found out it was a family name for us, it was what I called a silent fart. 'Gasse' auf Deutsch means 'an alley, or a small street'. Engesser, which is another family name on my mom's side, comes from the same root.

[asthmaticeog]

12. What a coincidence!

My family is descended from the Dusseldorf Ano-Genituses! :hi:

[underpants]

7. Ron Fantasy Bastard

I don't even know what that means I am laughing my ass off at it

[slj0101]

8. Ron Fantasy Bastard.

:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

9. Ron Fantasy Bastard, no question.

[Richard Steele]

10. Dude, I *AM* the Haberdasher! (don't tell nobody!)

[Tyrone Slothrop]

11. Gotta go with Dr. E.T.

An alien doctor? You'd see all sorts of crazy stuff.

"Doctor -- it hurts when I wave my tentacles like this."

"Well, don't wave your tentacles like that, then!"

[unpossibles]

13. after my Indian buffet dinner last night, I am already the gasser

sadly