I had a professional bra lifting today.....

[ForrestGump]

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Sure, this is a copycat, but it's kinda true...a blonde stripper who was hanging all over me today (she was one of those women I run nto now and then who, when I hold them, feel like a giant Slinky, or a big, writhing ferret) while someone took a picture of her with me pulled her top open afterward to show me her bounteous pectoral assets.

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It was not a public 'flash' but a private showing for me, my being a good few inches taller than her (she was tall) and looking down on her.



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It was the highlight of my day.

The day kinda sucked (huge NASCAR event here, with 200000 people, but it did nothing much for me except inundate me with greater than usual numbers of obnoxious drunk people), and was not immensely profitable, but it'd have been a highlight of any day.


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The part that isn't true is the bra bit...she wasn't wearing one.


And the wonderful twist here is that this professional adult-oriented entertainer tipped me for the picture.

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Sometimes it's too good to be true.



It's good to be the King.


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The catch being that, as always, I go home alone and on this particular day I even managed to help set up an acquaintance of similar vintage with a beautiful young woman who came up to me and started talking...I introduced them and (revealing his mastery of that which I am at least now aware I suck majorly at) he straight out asked her "are you doing anything tonight?" and when she answered in the negative he said "wanna spend time with me?"....and that was it. Shoot, man, it was that easy.... :-(

But nobody can take today's down-shirt vision away from me. :D



She told me her name and where she works, but I am happy enough just with her visit and her graciousness in inviting me to inspect her bumpy bits...

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Viva Las Vegas, baby.