Which song kicks the least ass?

[slj0101]

Poll question: Which song kicks the least ass?

[datasuspect]

1. dude, them's fighting words

air supply is life!

[slj0101]

4. You must love being on hold, or waiting at the doctor's office.

:)

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. You're the inspiration by Chicago

:puke:

[Phillycat]

5. Oh, GOD.

[dolo amber]

3. Any Beardcore song

:thumbsdown:

[slj0101]

6. Hey! I plan on growing an Iron and Wine beard!

Hush yo mouth!

[terrya]

7. Anything by Bread

[MAGICBULLET]

8. what if god was one of us?

just like a slob like one of us? ugghh - yyyyuck

[Arugula Latte]

9. I just called ... to say ... I looove yooooou ...

:eyes:

[Strawman]

10. Key Largo by Bertie Higgins

Especially the "dance" remix.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=B2uWELa0ziI

That song can only be redeemed by a drunken expletive laced karaoke rendition.

[demrabble]

11. "We've Only Just Begun"

In my opinion.

[eyepaddle]

12. "I believe in Woman" by some slappy whose name I never knew

plus, that just might be the most blatant pandering since "Oh Girl" by the Chi Lites; which for the record wins an honarable mention in any "least ass-kicking song" contest.

Please DU ladies, tell me you knew there was never even 1/4 an ounce of sincerity in either song--please.

On edit: I just googled it, it turns out that song is My Oh My by Slade. I'll never look at them the same, that's for sure.

See chameleon lyin' there in the sun my ass.

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. That first choice actually kicks negative ass.

:rofl: OMFG, I HATE Air Supply with a passion generally reserved for fundies and Repukes. :rofl: And I hate Air Supply clones and other "soft rock" saps with equal fervor. :grr:

[slj0101]

15. Air Supply has clones?

:scary:

Contemporaries, maybe, but if anyone out there has made a concerted effort to rip off Air Supply, then I am shocked and saddened...

[graywarrior]

14. Muskrat Love

and You Light Up My Life

:banghead: