Narrate your day so far, movie trailer-style.

[slj0101]

Don Lafontaine, eat your heart out...

In a world where there was nothing to do at work, one man had the courage to go online and goof off...
From the producers of "Pop Tarts for Breakfast" and "Weekend at the Laundromat," comes the gripping tale of white collar ennui...

slj0101 is,

BORED AT WORK!

Now playing.

[datasuspect]

1. in a world turned upside down

when time has no meaning and one day slides into another, one man stands alone against the forces of existential torpor.

from the producers that brought you "last in line at the gangbang" and "37 year old loser"

datasuspect is,

"shooting his dust at the sun."

[REP]

2. In A World Gone Mad

One woman fights the odds and the clock to get cat litter, a shower and some sleep before a white-knuckle ride into San Francisco. All this, and her wedding is just days away. What will go wrong next? You won't believe your eyes!

[MorningGlow]

3. In a world where...on the surface, everything was fine...

Or so it seemed. But little MG Jr. had no idea that his life was about to change. It's the day of...THE SUBSTITUTE PRESCHOOL TEACHER!!!!

"Hi! I'm Miss Smith. Mrs. Jones isn't here today. Come on in and let's play!"

(Terrifying screeching music interlude, ending with resounding death-knell gong. Black screen.)

What would YOU do...when everything you expect...becomes the unexpected...

(GONG)

"MAMA!"

Coming soon.

[terrya]

4. In a world where time mysteriously changed:

When time advanced...one hour ahead....for no sane, rational reason...

One man was instructed at his workplace to determine whether the servers kept up with this perplexing change in the dimension of time.

And those servers...did.

Starring Hugh Jackman as Terry, the dedicated employee

Music by Hans Zimmer

Directed and written by Bryan Singer

Rated T for tedious.

[slj0101]

5. If tedium is what your looking for,

might I suggest M. Night Shymalan? :)

[terrya]

7. God, no! I don't want my film to completely bomb

Ok, it's not action packed, but I want it to have SOME box office appeal.

[skygazer]

6. In a world where all seemed tranquil

suddenly ripped apart by a mysterious disease.

"I don't feel so good..."

Was it a biological weapon? A worldwide contagion? From the makers of "The Common Cold" and "It Must Have Been Something I Ate" comes the gripping saga, "Stomach Bug."

Playing soon at a theater near you.

[LaraMN]

8. She THOUGHT the kids had school that morning,

but when she arrived at the school, no one was there.
Broken eggs, naked babies, pee-soaked bedding, crazy old woman with a snowblower, a toilet that won't flush... there's nowhere left to "go."
Welcome to "Spring Break at the New House."

[slj0101]

9. When nature called....he was there to answer.

When the soap dispenser ran dry, he found the strength to use the next one.

As he dries his hands, you'll dry your eyes.

It's a heart-warming tale of bravery in the face of adversity.

slj0101 in... A Voyage to the Restroom. A Merchant/Ivory production.

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

10. When it seemed hope had been lost,

when people needed a leader, not an HR manager doing paralegal work,
finally the light shone...

From the producer of "The Firm" and the director of "Green Card"...

"Chronicles of the Paralegal: the Rise of HR"

[XemaSab]

11. In a world where everything felt like an hour earlier

one woman boldly slept through the alarm clock and decided she was going to be late to work anyway. She looked for the most recent episode of Desperate Housewives on line, but sadly for her, it was a rerun. Since she had already decided she was going to be late, she went on to Democratic Underground. Will she make it to work somewhat on time? Not even her boss really cares.

Tales of an Apathetic Consultant. Coming soon.

[Zuiderelle]

12. It began like any other day, but then something strange happened.

Get ready for suspense like you've never experienced as we delve beyond the quaint facade of this woman's seemingly normal morning. Lurking just under the surface is a gastrointestinal fright-fest of gargantuan proportions.

It's a white-knuckled adventure you're sure to remember for minutes to come.

"MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL"

Now playing at select bathrooms near you.

[slj0101]

13. In an age of instant information...

is too much...ever enough?

A post response 10 minutes in the making...

Pelosi Fan
and slj0101 in...


"EW"


:P

[Zuiderelle]

15. You thought you knew the meaning of TMI.

But in this world, the rules no longer apply.

If you enjoyed EW, then EW II is gonna kill you.

Coming in April

"EW II" where the bodies stack up and the bile just keeps coming.

[KitchenWitch]

14. It was just another ordinary day, in KitchenWitch's world

Housework, driving to school, and marketing her business were on her to do list. When all at once...