I need some spurious advice

[Rabrrrrrr]

I'm thinking of wrapping myself, naked, in barbed wire and jumping out of a plane using an anvil as a parachute, and landing in a vat of lemon juice.

What do you think? I'm just not sure if maybe I should also put a DU bumpersticker on my forehead, or perhaps tie a semaphore to my ankle that says "Ann Coulter has a morally olid weltanschauung!" and then landing on a washing machine filled with railroad spikes.

[REP]

1. Just Have a Baby Instead. It'll Save a Failing Relationship.

THEN jump into the lemon juice.

[KitchenWitch]

2. Sounds painful, let me know how it all comes out!

:P

[taterguy]

3. Best idea I've heard

But only if I can have your car if you don't survive

[mainegreen]

4. Cheese wheel

Bumper Sticker!

[trof]

5. Spurious advice:

I like these:

[demrabble]

6. I'd Put The Bumper Sticker On The Bottom of the Anvil

I dunno.

I think that if I were you, I'd put the Bumper Sticker on the bottom of the anvil.

I mean, if it is on your forehead, who is going to see it?

At least, if it is on the bottom of the anvil, people will be able to see it on your way down.

Just a friendly piece of spurious advice.

I do hope it is helpful for you.

[matcom]

7. you are a marketing genious

:rofl:

[mopinko]

8. i suggest that you try to start a

forum for smart people, instead. do do the bumpersticker, tho.

[ironflange]

9. I didn't know you were a performance artist

So go for it, but please be sure to make a video.

[Gormy Cuss]

10. POST ALL REPLIES IN CAPS. IT MAKES IT EASIER TO UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT.

You're welcome.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. "morally olid weltanschauung" deserves more hits than this!

:hi::hi::hi::hi::hi::hi:

[youthere]

12. I say go for it. Just be sure the barbed wire is good and rusty.