Post here if you are NOT father of Anna Nicole's baby

[LSK]

This should be a short list.

:popcorn:

[crim son]

1. I know for a fact that I am not the father.

:D

[realisticphish]

2. I'm not

thank god

[Omphaloskepsis]

3. I don't do blonde's.

[trof]

4. How could I tell?

I didn't bring a copy of my DNA with me today.

[Richard Steele]

5. I'm PROBABLY not. It would be a real long shot. Do I count?

[KitchenWitch]

7. heh heh heh, you said "long shot"!

:rofl:

[LSK]

8. quick! call FOXNEWS, this should be reported!!!!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

6. I can absolutely guarentee 110% without a doubt that I am not the father

My body does not produce sperm and nor does it have the mechanism for delivering sperm

[Richard Steele]

9. Hmmmm.....I don't buy it. Your alibi is just a little too perfect, too neat and tidy.

So I think the father was:
LynneSin,
in the Dining Room,
with the turkey baster!

(Man, I haven't played CLUE in forever!)

[LynneSin]

13. Answer me this - where did I get the sperm

:shrug:

And whose sperm am I use?

[LSK]

15. details details

:eyes:

[Richard Steele]

16. I assumed that was obvious, what with you being an eevul Democrat-type and all.

The Clenis.

[Hugin]

10. :blush:

I'm not...

[underpants]

11. No but I pretend that I was in my spare time

does that count? :hi:

[Hugin]

12. Oh, the old... "Let's not and say we did" scenario... eh?

Man, you like to live dangerously.

[deepthought42]

14. Being of the female gender, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say

I am NOT the father.

Please pass the popcorn! Mmmm

[Catfight]

17. I don't have any children that I know of. LOL nt

[TommyO]

18. Putting it "politely", I don't copulate with women

There's absolutely no chance I'm the baby-daddy for Anna Nicole or anybody else.

[youthere]

19. I'm almost positive I am not the father of Anna Nicoles baby...

seeing as 1.) I've never met the woman and 2.) I am female...
But I'm still holding my breath until the DNA results are back.

[LSK]

20. ok, anyone who has not posted here will be assumed to be the father

:popcorn:

[NewWaveChick1981]

21. Wait! Wait! I'm not the father either.

:P Being female and all, it'd be kinda hard for me to be the father, but I can submit to a paternity test if necessary. :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

22. Maury Sez...

I am NOT The father

[MrScorpio]

23. Maury Sez...

I am NOT The father

[Left Is Write]

24. You mean, "When it comes to Dannielynn....you are...NOT the father!"

[crim son]

25. Kicking because I think it's important that we know the truth. n/t