Would it be rude to send fleet enemas to the people at your last job

[undeterred]

if they treated you badly when you left? I mean, tuck them in next to the laptop? :evilgrin: Still in a box, of course.

[cwydro]

1. What ever did happen with that job?

If you already said, I apologize, not around much on the weekend.

[undeterred]

3. they turned off my account after I came home

then I heard nothing for three days so I reported it to their corporate headquarters

Finally I got a letter of dismissal for abandoning the job and committing "gross misconduct" by looking at the human resources lady's calendar in Microsoft Outlook... anyone with normal privileges can do this. And I did not abandon the job, they had already turned off the account so I could not do the work I was supposed to do from home over the weekend. Basically they are trying to screw me out of unemployment benefits. Now I'm waiting for them to send me stuff and they are waiting for me to send them stuff.

I almost have another job thats much better anyway.

I am going to keep the laptop until they send me back my stuff and retract the "gross misconduct" bullshit.

[Connonym]

23. I was wondering what happened

I hope you've documented everything. Fuckers.

[guitar man]

2. yes

and I highly reccomend it :evilgrin:

[undeterred]

4. a gentle womans enema for my male manager

and something stronger for my male supervisor

[guitar man]

9. perhaps

a nice batch of brownies? :evilgrin:

[undeterred]

11. with a little something extra?

horse laxative AND sedative

[China_cat]

27. Ever heard of harpy pie?

You start with a pound of chocolate ex-lax, mix it with sugar and milk of magnesia. Bake in a Metamucil crust and top with meringue.

Cut large slices.

[wildhorses]

5. LOVE IT!!!

buying one today:spray::rofl::yourock:

[KitchenWitch]

6. Cod liver oil for the lot of them!

:evilgrin:

Or better yet, exlax brownies.

[graywarrior]

15. I made those for a guy once. He called in sick for 3 days.

That's what you get when you steal food from people who live in a group home.

[KitchenWitch]

18. Good one!

:yourock:

[graywarrior]

19. We're so evil, we're good.

:pals:

[KitchenWitch]

20. Precisely!

:pals:

[graywarrior]

22. Onward!

Or get high on catnip

[KitchenWitch]

28. Or just live like a housecat!

:7

[graywarrior]

29. You mean like...

[KitchenWitch]

30. Totally

lay around, sleep, demand food, sleep, lay around, sleep, sleep, nap, demand food, demand water, sleep.

:think:

[graywarrior]

31. Shit, man...I had that lifestyle up until 3 months ago.

Now? Work work work.

[KitchenWitch]

32. Will you be my sponsor?

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

33. I've been to a few unfortunates.

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

34. lol!

I want that cat lifestyle, I was told by an old timer to find someone who has what I want...

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

35. Start dragging cats to meetings. Introduce one as your sponsor.

Bill Meow.

[KitchenWitch]

36. Great idea!

:rofl:

[davsand]

7. I'd guess the delivery method would be the issue here.

Still in the box--ok. You can probably get by with that one.

If it involves those enemas OUT of the box or USED in any way it could be a sticky wicket (legally speaking that is...) Sounds kinda entertaining, but it would be wrong.

Wouldn't it?



Laura

[undeterred]

8. I think its the sort of "gift" that sends its own message:

I always thought you were full of shit.

edit: and no need to get gross about it

[davsand]

12. Assault really IS pretty icky.

FWIW, and just so you know, my comment actually was rooted in some local history. Where I grew up there was a criminal known as the Enema Bandit. Zappa actually wrote a song about it, and there is a Wiki article on it:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enema_bandit


Regards!


Laura

[undeterred]

13. I went to school in Champaign so I've heard of that

but its a long way from what I was suggesting, which is just putting a box inside a box. :shrug:

[GoneOffShore]

16. That was such a bizarro article

And I read it!

D'oh!

[Kat45]

37. The Illinois Enema Bandit?

I didn't know there was a real enema bandit. When I saw Zappa and they did that song, one of the band members was wearing an enema bag slung over his shoulder. :-)

[Parche]

10. funny

I would send a bunch of 'limberger' cheese to open up at a certain time!!!

That stuff smells.........

[Renew Deal]

14. Maybe, but it would be funny as hell.

:rofl:

[demrabble]

17. Why Not Send Them The Results?

Given what they did to you, why not give yourself an enema, and send the people at your last job the results?

[undeterred]

21. I'm rude,

but I'm not that rude. :shrug:

[trof]

24. As long as they are tastefully gift wrapped.

Actually, I think it's brilliant.
:thumbsup:

[undeterred]

25. little pink ribbons on the managers

I don't want to be indelicate about his problem.

[Deja Q]

26. In the box? Why not buy some

chocolate frosting and dip the tips in the frosting?