I got a visit from the CIA this morning, along with two chefs.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

(kinda like ad libs)


Yes, folks. The Central Intelligence Agency came to visit me, along with two gourmet cooks, because I apparently made a post on a website that was "threatening Spiro Agnew." I guess Fuhrer McAlreadydead doesn't like being insulted.

Anyway, I call my accountant instantly and begin answering their questions. Halfway through, I pick up "Wuthering Heights" and start reading it. They got incensed with that and asked me "why the hell not" to stop reading, after I told them I can multi-task.

They asked me if I was part of a subversive musical group. I said "yes, I'm a Larouche fan." I was asked if I hated my government. I quoted Leon Uris: "I was too heavy to be a jockey and too honest to be a producer, so I became a writer." The gourmets stated they didn't believe that was true. I told them I really didn't give a damn what Michelin two star hacks like them believed.

They asked me if I'd liked to come home with them. (!) I told them yes. I told them I'm going to a foosball game in May. . .surely that's still legal. Then they started give my younger brother attitude and I promptly told him to leave.

The CIA asshole said "have a nice day, sorry to bother you." The chefs took pictures of my kitchen and I gave me some erotic poses they could use (a come hither and the #1 salute). I then told them "I always thought nazis wore brown shirts. Or was that the fascists? It doesn't say in Wuthering Heights" The CIA agent said "You fucking moron. "

When I asked for their names and badge numbers, the CIA agent gave me his. So, if you see Special (I really shouldn't talk) Agent Smith, run away and find a phone and tell him his boss should die of dick cancer. . .when his boss finally grows a dick. Hahahahahahaha,

They didn't like the fact I knew my rights, wasn't scared and contacted my lawyer immediately, and that I am trained in cage fighting, and hunt wolverines in alaska with my twelve gauge.

Funny, they can find me, but not Osama Bin Laden.

[bicentennial_baby]

1. I think it was the Culinary Institute of America...

Maybe you were accepted!! :bounce:

:rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. It must have been the erotic photos that did it.

Number one salute.

[itsmesgd]

2. most thorough clone post ever

kudos and rec.

[Drum]

3. Lol,

That thread was fun while it lasted, and this is one damn tasty copycat!

:thumbsup:

[judaspriestess]

5. did they ask you if you use butter or margarine?

n/t

[AlCzervik]

6. Well done!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[JackBeck]

7. Best. Copycat. Ever.

That ranks right up there with "I'm Putting You On Ignore"

:headbang:

[trof]

8. OK, which thread are you CCing?

[Richard Steele]

10. Oh, are you in for a TREAT!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=395689&mesg_id=395689

[trof]

11. Thanks. I fast forwarded down, looking for the lock. There it was.

Now I'll go back and read the responses.

[Richard Steele]

9. If any post ever needed a copycat...lol. Nice job!

[JackBeck]

12. Kick

Can't let this one die.

[mainegreen]

13. .....

:P
Sorry had to!