Claaaaassy slogans from one of those Lava lamp/t-shirt/poster places

[Arugula Latte]

I went into one of those tack-o-rama shops to get my child a Lava lamp for her b-day. Here are a few of the t-shirt slogans that I couldn't help notice:

"Of course I love you. My dick is hard, isn't it?"

"I wish my job was a bitch and my girlfriend sucked."

"Where do you want it? The yapper, the snapper, or the crapper?

:eyes:

Who buys these things? And then actually wears them? :scared:

[Reverend_Smitty]

1. Just a guess but...

total Assholes?

I was at a store the other day that had a picture of a 1970's van that said, "Gas, Grass or Ass No One Rides For Free" it made me laugh at the total cheesiness of it but I knew I'd never wear something like that out of the house

[Arugula Latte]

2. The person who owns that one also owns a "Free Mustache Rides" shirt

:rofl:

[Reverend_Smitty]

6. The one plus side to these shirts...

I know without ever having to talk to the person that I need to avoid him for the entire evening. A kind of Darwinism when you are out at the bar!

[Kerrytravelers]

3. You hit on one of my major pet peeves.

Stupid t-shirts and the a-holes who wear them. :grr:

[trof]

4. Several years ago I was in Houston International Airport....

BEFORE it was renamed George H.W. Bush.
:puke:

This had to be in the early 90s.

I saw an attractive young 20-something woman.
She was wearing jeans, cowboy (girl?) boots, and big cowboy hat, and a black T shirt.

In BIG white letters on the T shirt it said:
"FUCK YOU
I'M FROM TEXAS"

I. Was. Floored.

[Arugula Latte]

5. That's when it's tempting to get a Big Gulp to "accidentally" spill on her.

:eyes:

[NC_Nurse]

7. I think of them as a PSA.

They weed out assholes without you ever having to speak to them. or even get near them.