I had a professional thong fitting today.....

[matcom]

first one was too small x(

[Blue-Jay]

1. Too small in the front or in the back?

Big money is on the latter.

[Maddy McCall]

2. Your ass cheeks are SUPPOSED to protrude out of the back.

FYI.

:D

[GOPisEvil]

3. Just like his chaps, but slightly different.

:D

[Maddy McCall]

7. Well, yeah. Kinda like that!

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Only different in construction.

They're both made out of leather, of course. :hi:

[Maddy McCall]

13. Or latex.

At least mine are.

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Er...

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

16. Does it make me look fat?

:D

[GOPisEvil]

18. Er, not the thong in particular....

:D

[Maddy McCall]

20. So what is it you're trying to say ,exactly?

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

21. Must be the angle of the camera....

...yeah, that's it. :rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

23. Ok...well that better be what you mean.

:rofl:

[trof]

4. I've been meaning to ask...are scorch marks just a 'given'...

with thongs?
It would seem to be so.
Eeewwwwww

[Left Is Write]

6. GASP! You mean....

"bacon strips"?

[Maddy McCall]

8. Is that the same thing as...

skid marks?

[Left Is Write]

10. It is.

[trof]

15. Wow! 2 new terms for "I thought it was a fart."

<hee>

[Maddy McCall]

17. That would be...

"I sharted."

:rofl:

[trof]

22. "fudge"

oh god
I'm SO ashamed.
:-(

[Maddy McCall]

24. I could tell ya a funny story...

but I don't want to get Matcom's thread locked.

:rofl:

[trof]

25. PM it.

I'm a big boy.
:-)

[Left Is Write]

5. It should fit comfortably between your toes, not tightly.

If you expect to walk around in those things, you have to get the right size.

[KG]

9. whoa, that mental image will put ya off your feed, won't it?

[Richard Steele]

12. It's not too small, you've just got the waistband improperly positioned.

AGAIN!

[trof]

19. Remember: The potato goes in the FRONT!

:-)

[Ramsey]

26. The mind boggles...

Lucky salesgirl? guy?