Describe yourself in two words...

[Wetzelbill]

(or less)

So I guess I'll start:

Tragic Clown. :+

[LostInAnomie]

1. Gorilla Pimp

[Nicole]

2. Old Lady

[Left Is Write]

6. Hey! You stole my answer.

:P

[Nicole]

10. Some of us old ladies

get around fairly fast. :P

[zanne]

68. I'll do you one better...

Old and fat.

[graywarrior]

3. Nuckin' futz.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. I'll attest to that.

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

8. Where's your two words?

:dunce:

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I'm thinking, ok!

This is hard. Since you stole my answer! x(


:rofl:

[graywarrior]

11. Who are you, George Bush?

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. Oh that's it!

I'll put:


"derrrrr, uhhhhh."

[grannylib]

5. Pragmatic Dreamer

[crim son]

7. Losing it.

Alternatively: It's gone.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

19. ...

:hug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Happy dreamer?

Sure, that'll work. :P

[graywarrior]

15. O, make yourself sound normal...ok.

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Everyone already knows I'm an 'obsessive freak'

:P

[graywarrior]

18. Name one.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. YOU

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :rofl:

[graywarrior]

24. Both me's? Or just one?

Which one am I now?

I'm confused.

[RevolutionaryActs]

26. Both yous

I think.


You're the one that wants to stay up. But slowly, the one that wants to go to sleep is winning the battle. :o

[graywarrior]

27. Our three (4?) conversations (world's) are starting to merge.

We are screwn.

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. We were screwn a long, long time ago.

And never once have we been screwn by Toby and Lukas. x(

[graywarrior]

29. That's the big nirvana, the enchilada, the whole sha-bang.

Once that happens, we're sitting at the right side of the lord.

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. It's never going to happen

:cry:

[graywarrior]

32. What?????? OMG.

I can dream...

[RevolutionaryActs]

38. Me too, me too.

[graywarrior]

40. I was too scared to post that.

You racey little wench.

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. I have no shame.. see the sigline!

:P

[graywarrior]

44. You live up to it.

:yourock:

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Thank you, thank you

[graywarrior]

48. I PM'd ya.

Gotta get some shut eye.

Til the next time

[Redstone]

13. Astonishingly oblivious.

Redstone

[AlCzervik]

17. cynical optimist.

[Ptah]

20. shop rat

[otherlander]

21. unwillingly human

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. Existential comedian.

[LostinVA]

70. EVOO Bitch

[Starbucks Anarchist]

72. That, too.

:rofl: :hi:

[LostinVA]

74. You are totally's Rachael's, you KNOW that!

hehehehehhehehehehe

[Starbucks Anarchist]

77. Okay, Beavis.

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

79. STFU

[Starbucks Anarchist]

83. WKRP

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

85. MVP

[Starbucks Anarchist]

100. DVDA.

[LostinVA]

106. ACLU

[Starbucks Anarchist]

114. GOP.

:P

[LostinVA]

115. BVDs

[Starbucks Anarchist]

116. YMCA.

[LostinVA]

MPAA

[Starbucks Anarchist]

119. RIAA.

[LostinVA]

125. ALA

[momophile]

25. freaking out

how do I get the job that I want? I'm freaking out!

[catzies]

30. Reluctantly human

This life would be better:

[stuntcat]

35. I like.

(that's also a sexy cat you got there)

[otherlander]

51. Wow, that's almost the same as my answer!

I wouldn't mind being a human if I was the only one on Earth, because a human can be okay. But humans are just insane.

[stuntcat]

33. "Tragic Clown" is perfect & taken so I'll go with Hopeless Freak

O8)

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

34. Damned good.

:shrug:

[TheBaldyMan]

36. Badly baldy

I'm anagramatic as well.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

37. Loving heart........

I think that pretty well says it......;)

[KitchenWitch]

39. Resilient Warrior

[Redstone]

43. Yes, indeed. You can take a licking and keep on ticking, NO double-entendre meant,

just an appreciation.

Redstone

[KitchenWitch]

47. So can you!

and you are equally appreciated.

[Redstone]

49. Feh. It's easy for me: Just deny everything.

"You need a new hip / knee / finger joint or two / drug for MS / C5 procedure / cryoblock / checkup from the neck up?"

No, I don't. Keep your scalpels to yourselves.

Redstone

[KitchenWitch]

50. Yeah, don't go to doctors, they always find something wrong!

:hi:

[Redstone]

54. That's my mantra, right there.

Redstone

[idgiehkt]

109. yep

also, then it's a "diagnosis" and that makes your health insurance costs go up...it's a no win situation.

[MassLiberal]

42. Kind soul

[JackBeck]

45. Does a hyphenated word count as two?

Or should I just leave out the hyphen?

Cause I wanna make sure that a DUer defined me correctly.

[LostinVA]

69. I think it counts as two

Or, at least it did at one magazine job I had.

[swag]

52. Blue Pony

[BlueStorm]

53. Fat and Unsocialable...

I don't have any positive stuff right now, sorry.

Blue

[crim son]

78. ...

:hug:

[ThomCat]

97. :(

:hug:

[NMMNG]

55. Bleeding Heart

:cry:

[Oeditpus Rex]

56. Not dead (n/t)

[JackBeck]

57. "Pro" and "Molestation".

Would love an apology. Not sure I'll ever get one.

For the curious, I can provide the links and the ridiculous background.

[cboy4]

58. How can someone who was tombstoned offer an apology?

I mean, you're not going to tell me a person who said or inferred something so unspeakable is still around!!

Or are you?

[JackBeck]

88. Can you believe they are still here?

And they got TSed the first time for similar behavior.

But at least I can continue to enjoy watching how they act all innocent, while playing the victim. I love having the links bookmarked.

[LostinVA]

76. That's why I love you, Jacko

[JackBeck]

94. It's the common bonds we share that bring us closer together.

[LostinVA]

96. I know -- it's like a dysfunctional Hallmark card

[Guava Jelly]

59. look at my avatar

:D

[Random_Australian]

60. Random_Australian

[Callalily]

61. Gracious (n/t)

[taterguy]

62. Slack Motherfucker

I even worked in a copy shop

[MrSlayer]

63. Fucking Awesome.

I have a dangerous amount of self esteem.

[Maraya1969]

64. Ditzy

[carly denise pt deux]

65. old hippie

Carly

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

66. I/We am/are Gemini...

   ... accordingly, there are many descriptors which apply to me/us...

   ... Cuddle Slut...

   ... Dream Spinner...

   ... Space Cadet...

   ... Recovering Gynophile...

   ... and many more...

[spiderpig]

67. Animal Lover

[RetroLounge]

71. Moving On

RL

[LostinVA]

75. Not a bad thing to either be or do

And, it's also a very adult (and hard) thing to do.

:pals:

[underpants]

73. Me and I

:hi:

[lizziegrace]

80. Cautious Optimist n/t

[BarenakedLady]

81. Slacker Mom (n/t)

[dolo amber]

82. Fucking Hostile

[bearfan454]

84. Bears fan nt

[El Fuego]

86. Blond

[Z_I_Peevey]

122. Ha!

[IronLionZion]

87. absolutely indescribable

:P

[Beer Snob-50]

89. fucking awesome!

:headbang:

[Breeze54]

90. Burned Out

[reyd reid reed]

91. Conflicted

Just one word, but that pretty much sums me up.

:shrug:

[unpossibles]

92. Zombie Clown

(ie: funny & scary)

[guitar man]

93. flat broke

:(

[reyd reid reed]

95. How's that for a coincidence...

I nearly chose those two words, too.

:hug:

[guitar man]

98. I think that describes a lot of us

in Bu$h's 'murka :(

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

99. Naughty Girl.

:evilgrin:

[tigereye]

124. music obsessed

[fudge stripe cookays]

101. Genealogy geek.

I can't function unless I am either surfing the web, browsing microfilm, reading social histories for clues, calling long-lost cousins, collecting information to send to those cousins, or scrapbooking the information I receive from those cousins.

I have a one-track mind. And 660 pages to my manuscript. :D

[havocmom]

102. Va-

VOOM!

[wildhorses]

103. wondering wanderer

[deutsey]

104. No comment.

:evilgrin:

[Javaman]

105. Happy Cynic. :) nt

[mentalsolstice]

107. Irreverently rebellious n/t

[idgiehkt]

108. rigorously honest

[merh]

110. Determined suvivor.

:hi:

[youthere]

111. Lemony Fresh OR

Delightfully Twisted...you choose.

[Hugin]

112. Comfortably Numb.

Props to Pink Floyd.

[skygazer]

113. Optimistic depressive n/t

[Z_I_Peevey]

117. Bewildered redneck.

Close enough.

[Deja Q]

118. Haplessly haphazard.

What were you expecting? :D

[Gormy Cuss]

120. Gormy Cuss.

Thus the DU name.

[unsavedtrash]

121. mostly harmless n/t

[MissMillie]

123. overwhelmingly ordinary

:shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

126. Forever Young

if you ignore the gray hairs
I'll always be young at heart as long as I can find beauty in the world.


:hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

127. fabulous femme

[MAGICBULLET]

128. Love Brother

"love is the key to eternal harmony"