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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 10:47 PM
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I just ate an egg.
People who are scared of gay people are funny to laugh at. Some bridges have pigeons living under them and the pigeons are good luck unless they crap on you. I like spring. Crap, I got a splinter in my hand. I made yogurt for the first time ever last week; I heated some milk and poured it into a bowl with a tablespoon of yogurt and left it on a heating pad overnight and in the morning... the whole thing was yogurt! Yay!!! Some people spin too fast. I know someone who looks like Walt Whitman.
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 10:51 PM
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1. But was the egg good?
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 10:55 PM
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2. Yeah, it was a hardboiled egg in the fridge
I reheated it in the microwave and put salt on it. I like eggs. I also like cheese but some cheese isn't vegetarian. Yesterday I saw six vultures outside my window while reading poetry by Walt Whitman. I know a person who looks like Walt Whitman.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 10:56 PM
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4. so you had a warm hard boiled egg? I'm intrigued.
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 10:58 PM
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5. Yup
You should too. They're yummy.
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:14 PM
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12. Only hard-boiled eggs give me a headache. Especially if you
put butter on them. Eggs any other way are fine,
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 10:56 PM
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3. Did you cook it first? Are they really? When the pigeons crap on you, does it stick?
Spring, as apposed to what? How deep did it go? How did that taste? How slowly should they spin, to not spin too fast? Does he, now?

Two can play this game.

Redstone
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:02 PM
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7. It was already cooked; I just reheated it.
Yes, they're very funny. Pigeon crap sticks. Spring, as opposed to winter. Pretty deep, I pulled it out but a little piece is still stuck in my palm. The yogurt was milder than the stuff you'd buy from the store, it tasted good with maple syrup. And that is a question I do not know the answer to. Yup.

Are we playing a game? That sounds fun! :)
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:09 PM
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10. Yes, games are fun, especially ones like this...but I'm tired right now. Can you make another post
like that tomorrow evening, and we'll see how far we can take it? Send me a PM so I know where your post is.

Redstone
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:00 PM
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6. Ooo Wee... Look at me. I can afford to eat eggs. I think I'm something special.
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME, RICHY RICH! :grr:
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:05 PM
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8. I'm sorry. Would it make you feel better
if I helped you to organize an uprising of 10,000 angry eggless rebels?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:08 PM
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9. No! A damn egg would make me feel better!
Richy Rich!
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:11 PM
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11. Ok, I'll give you an egg.
But after you eat it you won't have any eggs again. Then what do I do?
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:14 PM
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13. Hide your eggs.
'cause I'ma comin' for 'em! :9
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:31 PM
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15. After the uprising, everyone will have eggs.
I promise.
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InternalDialogue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 12:05 AM
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17. Ovofascist!




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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:18 PM
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14. Give a man an egg and he'll eat for a day
Teach a man to egg, and...um.....
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-12-07 11:33 PM
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16. ...
:spray:
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 01:41 AM
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18. Hard boiled pigeon and vulture eggs
delish :9
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dEMOK Donating Member (833 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 03:56 AM
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20. Love your sig pic...
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dEMOK Donating Member (833 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 01:44 AM
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19. You Need to Learn How to Diversify Man...
;)
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-13-07 02:37 PM
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21. You need to learn How to Serve Man
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