Athletes with porn star-sounding names

[slj0101]

Grady Sizemore, of the Cleveland Indians

And of course, Dennis Rodman.

Add some more

[AllegroRondo]

1. Peter O'Toole

OK, so he's not an athlete.

[The2ndWheel]

2. Easy one, Dick Trickle

[Beausoir]

23. I think that's a good one for a Urologist, too.

[Orrex]

29. A friend once consulted a urologist named Dr. Hand

And I was treated by an ER physician named Dr. Payne.

Good stuff.

[Miss_Strawberry]

30. That was who I immediately thought if....

of course, that's granting that Nascar drivers are athletes

[Deep13]

3. Florence Johnson

[pinniped]

4. Coco Crisp

.

[terrya]

5. Dick Butkus?

Sounds sort of pornish to me. :shrug:

[slj0101]

10. Moreso than Lovie Smith.

:)

[gmoney]

6. Rollie Fingers

...Oakland Athletics pitcher back in the 70s, who I think started their whole "porn star moustache" policy, which should earn him extra points.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handlebar_moustache

[gmoney]

7. Dave Concepcion?

His glovework was immaculate...

[LynneSin]

13. Dave Concepcion should be in the fricking Hall of Fame - I love that guy

He was the best!

[gmoney]

15. I have mixed feelings about Davy

When I was 10 years old, on my way to the drugstore in search of Davy's 1973 card, I had a bike accident that knocked out my two front teeth. But on the way home from the ER, Mom stopped and bought me a whole bunch of baseball cards and I got my Concepcion card.

Funny, I can't even find an image of the card online after an exhaustive 30 second Google image search, so it MUST be rare.

[tk2kewl]

8. How about a HS teacher of an old girlfriend?

Dick Hardigan

[Richardo]

9. Randy Johnson

[AllegroRondo]

11. they dont call him "the big unit" for nothing!

[terrya]

12. My god...how could I forget Randy Johnson?

Good one. :thumbsup:

[TheMightyFavog]

14. Nobody mentioned the St Louis Blues's Dallas Drake?

There's a porn name if ever I've heard one.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

16. Oil Can Boyd.

[realisticphish]

17. Lucious Pusey

Linebacker for Eastern Illinois

[underpants]

26. *

Another football name though it doesn't really apply to this thread

Yourhighness Morgan

http://floridastate.rivals.com/viewprospect.asp?pr_key=62642

[XNASA]

18. Gordon Johncock, Dick Pole and of course....

Rusty Kuntz.

Honorable Mention to Coco Crisp, Damon Berryhill and Candy Maldonado.

[slj0101]

20. How could I forget Rusty Kuntz!

A bit of trivia: "Kuntz" is my favorite track on the Butthole Surfers' "Locust Abortion Technician" album.

[AngryAmish]

19. Lucious Pusey

<http://deadspin.com/sports/college-football/ladies-and-gentlemen-meet-lucious-pusey-188653.php>

[idgiehkt]

28. roflmao

:rofl:

[SteppingRazor]

21. Easy one — The Rock! n/t

[NewJeffCT]

22. Babe Ruth

And, I see that Lucious Pusey was already taken...

[Strawman]

24. dupe

oops. someone already said Rusty Kuntz

[suninvited]

25. Chubby Cox

was an NBA player with a short lived career. Probably because the announcers couldnt say his name without snickering. Or maybe he was just a bad basketball player, I really dont know.

[Va Lefty]

27. Picabo Street