What's your Porn Star name?

[GoneOffShore]

To get your porn star name use the name of your first pet and the name of the street you first lived on.

Mine is Chucky Jefferson.

[JackBeck]

1. I like mine:

Boomer Stanwick. Tres gay and tres classy.

[YankeyMCC]

2. Meatball Heath

I'm not sure if that's funny or just really strange :)

[Breeze54]

3. Pixie Wilmington

:P

[terrya]

4. Mine is Laddie Cantrell

[JackBeck]

11. Why am I picturing

a 60's female Lounge singer?

[terrya]

41. That IS what that name sounds like.

Sort of a poor man's Joey Heatherton.

[LSK]

5. Sammy Webster

[Burma Jones]

6. Mine sounds more like a Sportscaster - Skip Marianna

[Drum]

7. By that equation, I'd be

Kiki-88

!!!

:D

[GoneOffShore]

10. It could work.

A speciality act perhaps?

But let's leave the nature of the speciality to the imagination of the Lounge. Don't want to get the thread locked.

[bigwillq]

8. Fluffy Arlene

:rofl:

[JackBeck]

9. That would be a great drag queen name. n/t

[xchrom]

77. ok -- that is your official alter ego.

it's too perfect. fluffy arlene.

[undeterred]

12. undeterred

well actually its mitzi lane

[GoneOffShore]

30. Very 1940's

[scarlet_owl]

13. Leonard Shaw.

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Mine would only work if I were a transvestite in male drag:

Quarter Lamont... :rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

15. Snoopy Washington

sounds like a 70's pimp.
:shrug:

[The2ndWheel]

16. Mandy Cherry Creek

I a dude, but hey, gotta make money somehow.

[guitar man]

17. Tom Collins

No shit, my first pet was a cat named Tom and Collins street is the first street I can remember living on :)

[wildhorses]

18. my fist name is bip

i dunno the first street i lived on...

just call me bip;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. JayCee Monastery or Terror Monastery

[Guava Jelly]

20. Digby Sawtelle

Or maybe I'll change it to DigME SawTail! :evilgrin:

[Goblinmonger]

21. Mitzi Gravel

Either that or Mitzi Rural Route, but gravel sounds better.

My son has the best one, Chi Chi Cumberland
My wife is a close second, Schatze Rhinehart

[LynneSin]

22. We need to figure out a better way to do this

Suess Park just isn't screaming porn

[GoneOffShore]

26. I'm not so sure

Think a very strange Cat in The Hat.

Or the Grinch.

[azmouse]

23. Penny Mountainview

[Starbucks Anarchist]

24. Flash Crestwood.

[GoneOffShore]

27. That's good

It sounds porny, without being too dorky.

[CharmCity]

25. Perky Tuttle!

[deepthought42]

32. That's hilarious...

:rofl:

Welcome to DU, fellow MD'er! :hi:

[Scout]

28. Snoopy Wagner! not very sexy....

oh well, I don't want to be in porn anyway!

[deepthought42]

34. There seem to be a few Snoopy's here...

At least I'm not alone... lol

[Javaman]

29. Duffy King. nt

[deepthought42]

31. OH geez.... Snoopy Majestic

I'm so sorry Snoopy!!! :rofl:

I miss you... :hug:

[Hand]

47. BEST! PORN STAR NAME! EVER!

[deepthought42]

50. Great.... I'm glad you like it!

:rofl:

Should I go for the full name? Snoopy Majestic Prince. Great...a dog and a horse. *sigh* Not a very feminine name either...lol

[Hand]

81. Whatever, you've got me beat.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6299394&mesg_id=6300173

[deepthought42]

153. Awww...

:rofl:

:hug:

[zanne]

33. Minou Alsace

Nah. It doesn't work as a porn name.

[GoneOffShore]

35. A French porn star!

[zanne]

36. Well.....A French-Canadian pornstar! nt

[trackfan]

37. Duke Kipling - my wife's is something like Pussygalore Morningstar.

[GoneOffShore]

43. Do you like Kipling?

:rofl:

[MANative]

38. That would be...

Janie Slocum

I'm not kidding! :rofl:

[mikeytherat]

39. Hercules Fountain

mikey_the_rat

[Mad_Dem_X]

60. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:spray:

[mikeytherat]

61. And it's true! My long-gone little cat, Hercules, + Fountain Avenue.

mikey_the_rat

[demrabble]

40. Tuffy 31st

Sort of a funny porn star name.

[SteppingRazor]

42. If only I were a woman, I'd have a GREAT one — Trixie Warwick n/t

[TheBaldyMan]

44. Marine Sanchez!

there's a coincidence.

[Lost-in-FL]

112. LOL!!!

:spray: :rofl:

[Hugin]

45. "Daddy Urban", baby...

:rofl:

[ronnykmarshall]

46. Cleo Fishering

[Maestro]

48. Heidi Brookwood

I'd have to change sexes though.

[SPKrazy]

49. Tippy Lynwood

:rofl:

Or it might have been the cat named Skipper... Skipper Lynwood

I like Tippy Lynwood better :rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

79. Are you kidding me???? Tippy is MY first name too!

I think we need to have a serious talk with Mom! :rofl:

[Zookeeper]

120. I think you'd have to be "Tippy" in drag....

Skippy? Would that involve the use of peanut butter somehow?

:think:

[Dora]

51. Pearl Butte. (Oh, help me.) n/t

[suninvited]

52. Trinity Fannon

Fannon Street isnt actually the first street I lived on, because my father was Navy, but it is the first street name I remember living on.

[Hand]

53. Hmm... Spotsy Rustic.

I'm a failure as a porn star. :cry: :rofl:

[BarenakedLady]

54. Muffin Kearns. (n/t)

[SPKrazy]

57. HAHAHA!

Muffin Kearns!

:rofl:

I'm thinking now that we had a cat named Skipper before the dog named Tippy, and I lived on Lynwood, I better go edit it, but Tippy Lynwood sounds better than Skipper Lynwood...

:shrug:

[unsavedtrash]

55. Gigi Overland

:rofl:

[Strawman]

56. Mini Driver

Should be Happy Tacoma but they gave me that one instead when I showed up on set.

[Hand]

82. Not great for a male star!

:rofl:

[Der Blaue Engel]

58. Toby Beechwood

I've always kinda liked it. :)

[Karenca]

59. Brandy Burns

And that's the truth.

[crim son]

88. LOL!

:rofl:

[Kerrytravelers]

62. Gigi Plantation

[zingaro]

63. Oh. Wow. Poopsie Clearview.

:rofl:

[GoneOffShore]

64. That's one of the funniest so far!

:rofl:

[zingaro]

69. One of the more fetishy, I'd say.

:rofl:

[Lost-in-FL]

113. ..

[SPKrazy]

66. OMG! LOL

like so porn star-ish Zingy!

:rofl:

:hi:

[zingaro]

68. Hi you.

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

74. ...

:hug:

[Ron Green]

65. Coondog California.

:smoke:

[In_The_Wind]

67. Skipper Longsdale

[Blue-Jay]

70. Buffy Van Buren. Which would be fantastic if I were a chick.

[Deja Q]

71. Since 'Zoe Laurie' gives the wrong impression, call me

Zetta Thrust. :7

[Ryano42]

72. Peter North

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

92. Better than Pete South... or even worse,

Pete Burns. :ouch:

(he's a great musician with an absolutely terrific singing voice, but this tangent was simply inescapable... :evilgrin: )

[MAGICBULLET]

73. Johnny Bananas

aka Dick Sweet
aka Snaggle Puss
aka Climax Boogie
aka Arnold Squeeze-a-trigger
aka Stroke Buster

I dunno if these are taken ...but y'all inspired me.

[Phillycat]

75. Whiskers Chestnut.

[xchrom]

76. fritz wisconsin?

i'd be a pornstar lookin for work with that name.

[SeattleGirl]

78. Tippy Gazelle

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

84. No Sis...

it was Tippy Lynwood

we didn't live on Gazelle then...

:eyes:

[SeattleGirl]

85. Jeebus. Maybe you really ARE my brother!

:wow:

[SPKrazy]

87. 'Course I Am!

silly sis :silly:

:crazy:

:yoiks: but that means that ...

[derby378]

80. Mack Walnut

:silly:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

83. Mocha Gorham.

:wtf:

[crim son]

86. Biggley Godstone.

hehe.

[SPKrazy]

89. *snort*

:spray:

OMG I can't breathe....

Biggely Godstone

:rofl:

[crim son]

90. That was before my sex-change operation.

:D

[SPKrazy]

91. They Did One Hell Of A Good Job!

;)

[crim son]

96. Apparently not!

:cry:

[SPKrazy]

111. Actually The Correct Answer Is:

Definitely SO!

you are a hottie! You're smart, friendly, funny, deep thinking, perceptive, and wonderful.

And none of that came from the sex change operation either. That just made it even better ;)

:hug:

[crim son]

116. ...

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

123. ...

:hug:

[gemdem]

140. You had to have one, too? My name is Lady Sanford.

Actually College Park was the first street I lived on, but it doesn't work, so went with the second street. In either case, it doesn't work. Before anyone asks, I'm sure I'd look like hell in drag, so we ain't going there, either. :-)

[GoneOffShore]

156. The name is great though

Would do for a professional dominatrix.

[Wapsie B]

93. Max Buchanan

[TommyO]

94. Trixie Hamilton - actually a pretty good one.

[BurtWorm]

95. Fluffy Lyons

:o

[redwitch]

97. Boots Fleetwood

Sounds more like a sax player.
The boots would of course be thigh high patent leather with stiletto heels. :-)

[GoneOffShore]

110. Excellent!

Gotta love the thigh high boots!!:wow:

[Marnieworld]

98. MC Marnie

Oh wait! That's my hip-hop name.

Lemme think.

[Left Is Write]

99. I lived on a numbered street. It doesn't make a very good porn name.

[judaspriestess]

100. Blackie Delgado

thats just wrong.

edit: spelling :)

[mtnester]

101. Rex Basil - not a very good name for a lady

So, how about my second pet?

Freckles Basil...still sounds bad

How about the name of my second pet, and the second street I ever lived on? Freckles Idlewild...ok that sounds better

[yvr girl]

102. Fifi Clarke

:D

[carly denise pt deux]

103. Sissy Valdez........wow that is a good name LOL

redneck latina..........hmmmm

[KeepItReal]

104. Pecks Alba

;-)

[martymar64]

105. Stanley Steemer

n/t

[Cobalt-60]

106. Stimpy Edgewood

[u4ic]

107. Puppy Epton...

The inept, pimple faced, high school virgin who can't get laid even if his life depended on it? :shrug:



...then again, that describes half the high school population...:silly:

[Guava Jelly]

127. bwwaaaaaaahhhh haaaaaaa!

Oh shit it's killen me..:rofl: Oh Puppers....
(I knicknamed my cat Obie puppers because he thinks he's a dog...):crazy:
I bet you were as cute as a button.

[u4ic]

134. I had a bird who thought he was human

and a horse that was smarter than most humans. :P

[femmedem]

108. My fourth grade porn name: Candy Ernest.

Before that, I was Tigerlily Roe.

As an adult: Shanti Cucumber Hill!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

109. Kitty Morris.

A bit bland, but I kind of like it.

More recently, there's Tulip Grand and Spot Blaisdell.

[Chan790]

114. Amusing: My porn star name is also the name of several US statesmen from SC

Charles Pinckney.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Pinckney

[Merrick]

Jeff

[Lost-in-FL]

115. Zack Westmoreland

It could work if I get a sex change.

[zingaro]

130. Really. It could. And how.

C'mon - what did you edit out in response to mine above?

:D

[Lost-in-FL]

131. I'm sorry!! I replied on the wrong post

My bad! :blush: I replied with my name but then noticed I replied the wrong post. Your name was funny tho.

[zingaro]

133. ahhh no, really, I'm just nosy and not shy about admitting that.

:hi:

[Lost-in-FL]

135. I'm innocent!!

:hi: :blush:

[Skittles]

117. Mama Pinkus Rural Route 2

LOL

[Lost-in-FL]

119. LOL!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: That's funny as heck!!

[Skittles]

125. porn in the front and redneck in the back

:rofl:

[Lost-in-FL]

128. At least it is not Route 69

:rofl:

[Scooter24]

132. OMG!!! LOL!!

:rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl:

[femmocrat]

118. Taffy Brush

Sounds like something you need for cleaning your teeth after eating candy.

[Zookeeper]

121. Coco Chalmers...

That really does sound like a porn name...:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

124. Yes It Does Zookeeper!

and now, here's Coco Chalmers doing her... oh, we can't talk about that here. :D


:rofl:

:hi:

[Zookeeper]

126. And I'd be wearing a leopard skin coat....

elbow length gloves, and would have zircon-encrusted cigarette holder....

I think I'm getting carried away with this idea....:yoiks:

:hi:

[IntravenousDemilo]

122. No no, that's your DRAG QUEEN name! n/m

[graywarrior]

129. Ebony Light

I like.

[ZombieNixon]

136. Spike Woodstream

:D

Technically it should be Peppercorn SomethingICan'tQuiteRememberThoughI'mPrettySureItWas24thStreet. But I went with the hamster I borrowed from the 2-year-old preschool for a week (two years before we got the cat) and the first street I can remember living on. And "Spike Woodstream" sounds much more porn-ish than "Peppercorn 24th." :P

[LeftyMom]

137. Bob Marysville Boulevard?

:rofl:

[Generic Brad]

138. Blackie Central

Sounds like a successful porn star name to me.

[Ouabache]

139. Gus Greenview

at least it is alliterative....

[deadparrot]

141. Holly Dover. nt

[Lilith Velkor]

142. Whitey Clark

[Manifestor_of_Light]

143. Hubba Commander

Hubba was a black cocker that I don't remember.
If it was the dog I remember it would be Lady Commander.

[Jamastiene]

144. Blondie Baker?

Wow, it has a nice ring to it. Might have a future init. :evilgrin:

[DarkmoonIkonoklast]

145. Goddess!!! This makes me "Queenie Whittier"...

   Does this mean that I'm a transsexual Porn Star? I mean, last time anyne checked, I'm male! ("Queenie!?)

[devilgrrl]

146. Missy Farnham

:crazy:

[amerikat]

147. Boots Fleetwood

At least I have wood in my last name. And it's fast wood at that or a whole fleet of wood.

[Q3JR4]

148. Chance Oriental n/t

[spiderpig]

149. Kippy Parkwood

not bad, actually

[krispos42]

150. Stonewall Glasser

Sounds like I put windows in walls...

[GoneOffShore]

151. Thanks to everyone who posted

I now have a cast list for my next feature.

:rofl:

[dropkickpa]

152. Charna Willowbrook

Not very sexy, IMO.

[Qanisqineq]

154. Happy Route

I grew up on a farm and the road that ran by our farm was Route 1. So I guess Route it is. And Happy was my cat.

[Critters2]

155. Lady 38th Place

It lacks something.