Anybody here ever piss off GOD??

[Orrex]

[youthere]

1. Not really sure...but I'm trying my hardest.

[QMPMom]

2. I'm pretty sure that I have.

With all that has happened in the last 15 months, yeah, I have. That has to be the explanation.

[Connonym]

3. Totally, but I showed him/her and stopped believing

who's the big shot now...was that lightning? Did anyone else see a bolt of lightning?

[skygazer]

4. You mean other than not believing in it?

[crim son]

5. If there were a god

I'd be on it's shit list.

[crim son]

6. dupe.

see, I'm cursed. :)

[Hugin]

7. Not lately...

We've come to an uneasy truce.

[mzteris]

8. evidently

:eyes:

[zanne]

9. I'm sure I do that every day.

But he must be used to that by now.

[tk2kewl]

10. No. But God is always pissing ME off!

:mad:

[malta blue]

11. Probably at some point. eom

[usaftmo]

12. Last week when someone asked me

what religion do I believe in. My reply was a born-again atheist! No more questions from that person!

[Guava Jelly]

13. No !!!!..But I knew a dyslexic guy who pissed on a

Oh never mind.:silly:

[grannylib]

14. I'm sure I do it daily, not like I'm trying or anything...just human...

but to be REALLY FAIR, God pisses me off too sometimes, and I've told God so.

[redwitch]

33. ditto

:-)

[wildhorses]

15. i must have some time or another

cos i am sure paying the penance

[HEyHEY]

16. Nah, we don't fuck with each other.

[Guava Jelly]

17. That is the coolest Fuc_ing answer!!!

I should have thought of that!!
:rofl: :thumbsup:

[Christa]

18. I sincerely hope so

as he pisses me off all the time

[Elidor]

19. No, but I've annoyed Him a time or two

Fortunately I have my

[fudge stripe cookays]

20. I have MS, don't I ?

Nuff said.

[Cobalt-60]

21. apparently

[hedgehog]

22. I think I made God happy, but boy did I piss off our priest!

He has a lot to learn about the concept of Parish Council.

[Critters2]

37. Oh, there's a story I'd love to hear!! nt

[hedgehog]

42. We're in the midst of combining parishes because all the bishops

are too busy sucking up to Rome to notice that we have a lot of priestly vocations; just not a lot in the form of celibate males!

Anyways, the discussion was about which church buildings to keep and which to sell. I stood up to stop the pastor from railroading the selection of the building dating from 1860 over the one built in 1970. The decision was put off until the planning committee can actually consult with some architects, review seating capacities, check out utility bills, etc. I don't know if I won the war, but at least I won the battle.

On edit: it's about time I pissed off our priests. They piss off my kids every Sunday!

[Rocinante]

23. Damn straight I have

take that one to the bank.

[Cobalt-60]

24. apparently

[Control-Z]

25. Oh, please

I'd be the one pissed

[krispos42]

26. My boss did...

That's why he got me to work with!

:evilgrin:

[carly denise pt deux]

27. I imagine God has a sense of humor, probably not too easily offended

He has to be, look at our civilization, he's gotta find some humor in us.
Carly

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. yeah. i routinely tell him i am sure his company is boring, and i would rather go to hell

[dysfunctional press]

29. NOBODY has, because there is no god.

[kwassa]

30. God's tough to piss off, cuz he's seen it all.

and he endlessly forgives.

Though sometimes it seems like he's pissed off, it is only temporary.

[Callalily]

31. I think I have,

and He appears to be vengeful too.

[Deep13]

32. Yes, but Zeus protects me from inferior deities.

[quiet.american]

34. Thankfully no, no matter how low I've gone. n/t

[Critters2]

38. Well said. nt

[Mad_Dem_X]

35. I'm sure I have, but

I'm also sure He's forgiven me.

[Critters2]

39. Same here. nt

[Orrex]

36. Wow--this must count as my most fecund copycat thread to date

And to think that I just posted it because someone asked Anyone here ever piss off GD?

From these humble beginnings...

[SPKrazy]

40. I'm Pretty Sure

that if there is a God that gets pissed at people, I've succeeded at that fantastically.

[raccoon]

41. Yes. In the early 90's I must've. nt

[Javaman]

43. All the time!!! He's constantly cheating at poker! nt

[Zavulon]

44. Obviously. It looks like America as a whole did, too. (NT)