My dog has a stuffed octopus toy

[MonkeyFunk]

and when he gets all happy, he brings me a toy. When he charges me with octopus, he looks like a vengeful Cthulu. :scared:

[suninvited]

1. Thats funny, my octopus

has a stuffed dog toy !

[MonkeyFunk]

2. I want a

pet octopus so bad, but I probably couldn't keep one. I had two eels escape from my tank.


Found 'em behind the TV. I don't know what they were thinking.

[suninvited]

5. I caught my octopus shoplifting last week

you wouldnt believe the excuse he had....

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. An octopus once stole my friend's knife.

I'm serious. He was scuba diving and playing with an octopus that they found.

The octopus then grabs the guy's knife, pulls it out of the hilt, and escapes back into the rocks with it.

I always wondered what sort of impact that had on octopus society. I'm thinking a sort of "The Gods Must Be Crazy" thing.

[MonkeyFunk]

9. Octopii

are kick-ass

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7004909622962894202

[suninvited]

10. OMG!

This is spooky.

That is what my octopus shoplifted! A knife.

What excuse did that octopus give?

[MonkeyFunk]

11. He hadda stab

8 people? :shrug:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Does it have rainbow tentacles? A squeaker? Big goofy smile?

My dog's lasted about fifeteen mintues. Tentacles all over the place. It looked like a sushi house after an earthquake.

[MonkeyFunk]

6. why yes!

For some reason, Octopus gets to live. As do Moose and Monkey.

His other toys - well it's gruesome. He likes to blind them, then eviscerate them.

[Der Blaue Engel]

4. Give him one of these instead

:D

[MonkeyFunk]

8. ooh...

he'd probably like that.