What's a glue that will bond metal?

[HEyHEY]

ANyone?

[bonito]

1. Jb weld

works really well, I've used it a number times it's a two part glue. found just about anywhere.

[HEyHEY]

2. thanks dude

[GirlinContempt]

3. Sumo glue

maybe this stuff we use at work that I'll remember the name of at 3am

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Double kick and guitar sweeps.

[GirlinContempt]

5. Thanks Chuck Norris

[ghostsofgiants]

7. It was a music joke, dammit.

[GirlinContempt]

8. Whatever you say, Chuckie

[ghostsofgiants]

9. I fixed it to make it slightly less vague.

Though I should just go all Walker, Texas Ranger on your ass.

[GirlinContempt]

10. Fuckin' BRING IT, Lone Wolf McQuade

[Omphaloskepsis]

11. I miss that show..

In the eyes of a ranger
The unsuspecting stranger
Had better know the truth of wrong from right
Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see
When you're in Texas, look behind you
Cause that's where the rangers gonna be

I wish I needed to Google that.. I don't remember what I had for dinner last night, but I remember this stupid shit.

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Honestly, my only exposure to taht show is through the clips Conan O'Brien would show.

[Zookeeper]

15. It's shown on the Hallmark Channel...

I had never seen it until my 16 year old and I started watching it for its camp value. (A mother-son bonding experience.) We gave him an autographed photo of Chuck for x-mas. That show is one of the best comedies on TV... :+

[MonkeyFunk]

6. dude...

just buy a new cockring.

[Richard Steele]

13. The various polyurethanes like "Gorilla Glue" work pretty darn well. And they are unexcelled at...

...bonding two DIFFERENT materials together: metal to wood,
metal to stone, etc.

[Chan790]

14. Loctite makes a glue specifically for bonding metal to metal.

Sadly, I don't know the exact label name as I threw away the bottle. I used it to fix my eyeglass hinge 3 years ago...still holding. Dries in about 15 seconds. Don't get it on your hands because they'll surgically have to separate your fingers.

[Zookeeper]

16. Plumber's epoxy sets like stone...

It comes in a tube and doesn't dry until you knead it. It's smelly and has a texture like plastic clay, but it bonds very well.

[Hotler]

17. Go to a motorcycle parts department that ..

has dirt bike parts and accessories and get a tube of Moose Quik Steel or Quik Aluminum, just break off a piece and knead a bit and stick in in, on, or any where, can be drilled, tapped, filed, sticks to wet, and oily surfaces. I keep it in my fanny pack when trail riding.