Why are all my thread ideas offensive?

[Pierre.Suave]

here I sit, trying to come up with a funny and witty thing to post, and each time I stop and tell myself, NOPE, that will offend someone, better not do it.




Laugh people, LAUGH!

[mentalsolstice]

1. Dammit!

How dare you tell me to laugh! I'm humor impaired, laughing does not come easily to me! This so offensive that you did not consider persons like me before posting this thread! I'm alerting and putting you on ignore! :eyes:

[Pierre.Suave]

9. I said LAUGH damnit!

you better fuckin laugh, thats an order.

[mentalsolstice]

20. Yeah, okay!

::I'm laughing about the feeling of bleach in my eyes! :evilfrown:

[Pierre.Suave]

21. Why did you put bleach in your eyes?

Did you not know that it is not funny?

[mentalsolstice]

24. Okay that was that last glass of wine!

I have no idea why I wrote that...except that I was still thinking about CarrotTops nipples. That thread REALLY traumatized me. I'm probably going to have PTSD after that one!

[Pierre.Suave]

28. LOL

I did not see that one.

[crim son]

2. I am doing exactly the same thing!

I know: kittens, puppies, sex, kittens, puppies, sex, kittens, puppies, sex....

[Deja Q]

5. I'm going to go out on a limb here...

You love puppies and kittens!

Did you know I'm a dog who acts and is as cuddly as a cute widdle kitten? :D

[crim son]

6. Hypno, but do you smell?

Dogs, they have this odor... :P

[Deja Q]

7. I bathe regularly!

:D

[crim son]

8. There's a good fellow.

Want a treat? :evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

11. I am going to begin to...

feign indignation and outrage and offensiveness at the kitten threads. See how they like it then... :evilgrin:

[crim son]

19. Superb idea.

How about threads about family and friends? Screw that!

[Pierre.Suave]

22. BOOORRIIINNGG!

:rofl:

[Breeze54]

3. Stop worrying and start posting!

;)

[Pierre.Suave]

12. I may just do that.

just to see the ruckus. First, I need beer and popcorn.

[sammythecat]

4. But we NEED offensive people like yourself

A good dust-up, here and there, now and then, livens the place up a bit.

:evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

13. What do you say

you and I both hit them at the same time?

[GirlinContempt]

10. Everything is offensive.

[Pierre.Suave]

14. Damnit.

I knew it...

[GirlinContempt]

15. Yeah, so just say whatever you want.

Someone's bound to get mad, but at least you said what you wanted to say.

[Pierre.Suave]

16. very good point

but stop mucking up my perfectly good thread with your logic and reasonable answers...

[GirlinContempt]

17. I'm totally unreasonable

And I froth. Usually in the corners of my mouth.

[Pierre.Suave]

18. Sweet

we need more of that here. More frothing, cause we don't have enough of that now...


:rofl:

[GirlinContempt]

27. There seems to be plenty of frothing in this thread alone

:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

23. Hell, even Miles seems a bit offensive tonight.

(Okay, so he's definitely offensive to some people. I mean, "What the fuck is that white bitch doing there?" Not exactly the most reserved cat ever.)

:P

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[El Fuego]

26. This thread offends me.

:evilfrown:

[Left Is Write]

29. Why are all my offensive ideas threads?

[ourvoicescount]

30. I'm offended that you assume I would be offended...

:)