Why are all my thread ideas inoffensive?

[TOhioLiberal]

I want so much to be offensive. Have a thread locked, have people think 'what an asshole'


Lame copycat, but it's all I got. :shrug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear TOhioLiberal!

Your threads are inoffensive because you're a sweetheart! :loveya:

[TOhioLiberal]

2. Just one little flamewar?

pretty please? :rofl: As far as that 'sweetheart' stuff goes, you know what they say: It takes one to know one! :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. ......

:hug:

[RevCheesehead]

4. That depends....

Do you want the TRUTH, or just answers you want to hear?

:hi:

[TOhioLiberal]

6. Give me the truth...

...I can take it...:scared: I think...

[TheBaldyMan]

5. try badmouthing cats, that should be an instant flame war

something along the lines of ...

"Cats are the greatest blight on the face of the Earth"

This should be enough tp tick off everybody, even dog owners will put you on ignore.

[TOhioLiberal]

7. I couldn't do that!

...I'd have to put myself on ignore. Do you know what'll happen if I put myself on ignore? I won't be able to see or respond to my threads, which will cause a singularity to open up and swallow me whole. I just can't chance it! :rofl:

[TheBaldyMan]

10. maybe youy could work up to controversial, start simply and work up

stage one: Osama/Hillary/Edwards aren't all bad

stage two: Nader isn't all bad

stage three: Satan himself isn't all bad

Stage four: Limbaugh/Coulter/O'Reilly isn't all bad.

although some folks would claim I've got Nader and Satan in the wrong order.

Baby troll steps to start with, before you know it you'll be posting exclusively in GD.

[SPKrazy]

8. You just are trying too hard I think

apparently all it takes to be an asshole is to be oneself, if that oneself is this oneself.

[Omphaloskepsis]

9. For 2.75$ I can craft a thread that will get you banned..

adored, and stalked.. I take PayPal..