Blaming the unicorn

[emad]

Lawyer: Man Said Unicorn Caused Crash

Tuesday, March 13, 2007


A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post — it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said.


Holliday, 42, pleaded not guilty Tuesday to felony charges of criminal endangerment and drunken driving.


A pickup truck drove through a red light and nearly struck another truck in the intersection, according to court documents. The driver then made an erratic U-turn through a gas station, crossed the street and crashed into a light pole. Nobody was injured.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/03/13/national/a190307D72.DTL

[Kutjara]

1. That idiot must have been really drunk...

...to let a unicorn drive. Doesn't he know they don't have opposable thumbs, which makes gripping the wheel very difficult?

[underpants]

2. If I am not mistaken unicorns tend to be blondes

:hide: I'm just saying :bounce:

[emad]

3. The horny one gets the blame...Sheeeezzzz.

Must be the hormones.

[underpants]

4. .

:kick: