Look at what my boyfriend gave me this morning

[CatWoman]

dumb cat left it right on the doorstep for me sometime last night.

I almost stepped on it, too.

freaked me the hell out.

Cats are such trips. What in the hell would humans want with mangled rats and other vermin?

[skygazer]

1. How sweet!

The one I got yesterday was missing the head and the innards were scattered artistically across the welcome mat.

Spring is here!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

2. That's a lot less disgusting...

than the implication I got from your thread title.

:hi:

[CatWoman]

6. oh, my...............

:hi:

[Bunny]

3. *sniff*

Ingrate! Harrumph!

We have a cat but she does not go outdoors. I would have to check into a nervous hospital if she drug a rat or mouse into the house.

[KG]

4. maybe he wants you to make a cassarole with it or something...

:hi:

[CatWoman]

10. Rat-ta-tooey?

:hi:

[crispini]

11. LOL.

Ah, kitty love. :loveya: Edit: At least it wasn't still alive!

[GoneOffShore]

13. Ah, delicious!

There's a new animated feature coming out soon with that name I think. It's about a rat in Paris that wants to be a chef.

[reyd reid reed]

5. He just wants to make sure

you're eating right.

:P

You haven't lived until you've stepped in (not on...in) one that's still warm at 2 a.m.

In your bare feet.

Ewwwwwwwww....

[CatWoman]

7. I'm shuddering at the thought!!

:scared:

[ceile]

8. Or find one covered in flies

that had been there for several weeks under a piece of furniture.
Don't ask me how my brother didn't smell it...

[MorningGlow]

9. Hey, you got the whole thing!

Our mouser tends to give us just parts. Found a foot in the bathroom sink once. That was a nice "good morning" present. She just can't resist chowing down, I guess--I suppose it's kind of her to give us a memento--I presume she wants to make sure she gets her praise. Or something. :eyes:

[merh]

12. He left it for you to appreciate his talents

Just like a kid showing you his drawings or a poem or how he can hit a baseball or dunk the ball.

It's his gift to you and he wants you to be proud of him.

[CatWoman]

14. LOL, Merh

you need your ass kicked for that animation :)

:hi:

I "am" proud of him - he's a stray that I feed (along with his sister) and those two are always waiting on the doorstep for me when I come home :)

[merh]

18. He appreciates the home

I am the foster mom of two pups, they are two of the best pups I've ever owned.

Animals know how to love and they appreciate the love given.

[Little Wing]

15. That's just the wrapping.

There's a songbird in its stomach. It's a Rabrrrrrr

[xchrom]

16. oh -- he LOVES you!!!

you must be very special indeed.

[MonkeyFunk]

17. I have one cat

that leaves me mole heads. And another brings me worms.

[Wcross]

19. You really ought to eat it.

He got it for you and it is considered rude not to at least take a small nibble on it to show you appreciate his efforts. If your human boyfriend brought home a box of chocolates you would eat one, wouldn't you?

[undeterred]

21. I agree, this is the cat equivalent of bringing home

a box of Belgian chocolates.

[CatWoman]

24. ROFL

I wonder what they use for flowers? :)

[CatWoman]

22. let's make a deal

I'll split it with you :hi:

[Wcross]

26. He didn't bring it for me......

I don't think its a good idea, he might get jealous. It's just meat anyways, sort of like a really small cow. Sort of. If you dress it out right you could possibly get a nice sandwich out of it.
My cat brought me this last year. It was a baby mole, an easy bite sized morsel.

[CatWoman]

27. ewwwww

puke!!!!!

what did you do with it?

[Wcross]

28. There was no way to save it.

It was either do nothing and let it starve to death slowly or get it over with quickly. I assure you it was as painless as possible and involved no trauma.

[RubyDuby in GA]

20. Mr. Rubyduby's cat, Ted, once brought us a live rabbit

I was not amused. It took us quite a while to get it trapped so we could make sure it was ok and release it back outside.

Ted really is of the devil...

[CatWoman]

23. Ted sounds like a real scamp!!!

:hi:

[Javaman]

25. This is what happens when you date cats. nt