Olsen Twins lyrics thread

[swag]

"Stayin' Cool"

It's so hot if we were corn we would be poppin'.
Feel like a sponge somebody used to do the moppin'.
We'll be the Blister Sisters if we don't start chillin'.
If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, that'd be killin',
I'd be willin".

This heat has turned us crispy,
Splat some butter on, we're toast.
Or fill us full of breadcrumbs,
and call us stuffed twin roast.

Chorus 1:
Stayin' cool...give us goosebumps, turn us blue.
Stayin' cool...a frosty blizzard that'll do.
Stayin' cool...big icy shiver down our spine.
Stayin' cool...an ice cube sandwich would be fine.
Brrrrrrrrrr... Let's be the candles on a cake somebody blows on.
Or give an elephant a drink and turn his nose on.
The answer might be an adjustment in our attitude,
But I rather go way north and change our latitude!

Cool!
Let's gulp down tons of water,
Til we're big as a full moon.
Then get someone to pop us,
Like a giant water balloon.
Pop Pop Pop.

Chorus 2:
Stayin' cool...maybe a hockey puck on ice.
Stayin' cool...a frozen dinner would be nice.
Stayin' cool...just slide a glacier down my back.
Stayin' cool...stick me inside a huge icepack.
I ye-ye-ye-ye!
It's so hot, hot, hot.
Arriba!

Chorus 1

Chorus 2

Brrrrrr! It's so hot, hot, hot. Stayin cool.

[racaulk]

1. Oh my dear God, that's so awful!!!

:rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

2. Wow.

That sure is something.

[realisticphish]

3. THE BEST CHORUS EVER

Stayin' cool...maybe a hockey puck on ice.
Stayin' cool...a frozen dinner would be nice.
Stayin' cool...just slide a glacier down my back.
Stayin' cool...stick me inside a huge icepack.

:rofl:

[BurtWorm]

4. "If we could bathe in frozen yogurt, that'd be killin',

I'd be willin".



:patriot:

[GirlinContempt]

5. "Then get someone to pop us,"

:o

[AllegroRondo]

6. Pop, Pop, Pop!

oh my.

[swag]

7. Makeover Machine

Once in a while for a change of pace,
Modify your style. Try on a new face.
There's a new toy in town, behind the big screen.
Take a short walk around, and you'll see what I mean.

Chorus:
Makeover.
Can't refuse the chance to use the makeover machine.
Makeover Machine
It's the latest and the greatest! Makeover machine.

Anything goes. Different hair. New clothes.
Rearranging and changing from our head to your toes.
Look at me. Look at you.
You look cool. You too!
Keep it going, never knowing, who is gonna be who!

Chorus

Twist it, trim it, sky's the limit! makeover...machine.

When you want to be different from the rest,
you gotta put away the screen. Put yourself to the test.
Cause the best look of all is the one that's your own.
Hang the others on the wall. Leave your true face alone.

Makeover. Can't refuse the chance to use the makeover...machine.

Makeover. Can't refuse the chance to use the makeover...machine.

Yeah

[swag]

8. I Get the Wow!

[Richardo]

10. Come play with us, Danny....

For ever.
And ever.
And ever.

[swag]

11. Golly, that sounds like a long time.

[swag]

9. B-U-T-T Out!

You want to come too. We know you do.
And maybe someday you will.
She wants to come now, No way, no how!
Sorry, negativesville
Why not? Why not? Let's see, why not.

Lizzie baby, we'd rather you weren't along today
But shouldn't we tell her why?
We'd just rather you weren't okay?
Now back off and say goodbye.
We'd rather be picked up by a twister,
Than tagged along after by a sister.
We'd rather eat french fried garden snails.
We'd rather lose all out finger nails.
Or bathe in a pool of slime!
Hasta la vista, baby sista!
Maybe some other time.

Chorus:
B-U-T-T out! B-U-T-T out!
Turn your tiny frame about and B-U-T-T out!
Ya betta, ya betta, ya betta, ya betta,
B-U-T-T out!
It's not that it makes us gag to drag a tagalong in two.
It's not that you embarrass us in front of everyone we know.
It's not that you are such a snot nosed brat.
It's not that you're nosy, it's not that you're a rat.
Although that may be true.
It just that this mission is dangerous,
And we care so much for you.

Chorus

Beat it! Amscran! Hit the Highway!
See ya! Ciao! Vamoose! Be off! Reduce!
You're gonna, you're gonna, she's ain't gonna wanna, B-U-T-Tout!

Lizzie, you just can't come today.
Maybe next time we'll see.
Maybe a year from this coming May, or maybe next century!
It's not that you might be out of place.
It's not that we can't stand your face,
or that you're not of the human race.
It's just that you're too young!

Be a sweetie, B-U-T-T out!
Eat your Zitti, B-U-T-T out!
Phone home E.T., Go home E.T., B-U-T-T out!
Take a hint, take a hike, B-U-T-T out!
Ya betta, ya betta, ya betta, ya betta, B-U-T-T out!

[BurtWorm]

12. I'm starting to wonder...

...how is it you come to know these words so well...


:popcorn:

[swag]

13. I'm the enjoyer. It's what I do. I enjoy.

[Elidor]

14. Wow, I didn't realize their act was a satire on the inanity of American teens

That is fucking brilliant! Oh, wait...what?

[swag]

15. The old lady says she don't wanna hear me sing no more Olsen Twins songs.

[AllegroRondo]

16. would you have the lyrics to the one about making pizza?

I vaguely remember it from one of my daughter's videos.