My dog won't stop peeing on the floor. Should I have his bladder

[amitten]

removed?

I mean, it's easier than TRAINING him, and he keeps RUINING my precious CARPET!!!

:shrug:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. oh dear

:popcorn:

[ThomCat]

2. Excellent copycat post.

And points out the absurdity of the original very nicely. :applause:

[Wcross]

3. Depends.........n/t

[Chan790]

4. Keyboard....

you owe me a keyboard. Espresso isn't good for computer peripherals and other electronic things.

[LynneSin]

5. Evita's horrible kitty breath is annoying and expensive to get cleaned

is it ok if I just take some pliers and pull all her teeth out myself?

[Chan790]

6. If cost is your only issue with cat breath...

consider yourself lucky. My aunt recently was told, after $500 in cat dentistry, that she would have to brush Fred's teeth for the rest of his life 2x a day. Fred, not coincidentally, has decided he wants no part of this.

[racaulk]

7. Absolutely! That's an option.

Just make sure you have his bladder removed while he's a puppy. That way he'll be so young he won't even miss it.

Just like getting a child's ears pierced. Whoopdidoo. :eyes:

:sarcasm:

[AirmensMom]

12. OK ...

Here's what happened with my drink just now ..

:spray:

:rofl:


Actually, it makes as much sense. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

8. Then raise the floor above his head.

Geez, this isn't frickin' rocket science. :eyes:

[AirmensMom]

9. ...

:rofl:

Good one!

Toss the carpet and get something that's easier to clean ... unless you want to spend the TIME to TRAIN him! :yourock:

[LeftyMom]

10. Well, is it expensive carpet?

;)

[AirmensMom]

14. *snort*

:rofl: :spray:

I'd better go read another thread until I finish my drink. These answers are hilarious! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Is it *leather* carpet?

:shrug:

[Kerrytravelers]

11. Bwwwwaaaaahhhhh !!!!!!!! **snort**

:rofl:

[Fran Kubelik]

13. Hee!

:rofl:

[Lex]

15. Let me guess - a continuation of a flamewar?

??

[AirmensMom]

16. Flamewar?

:shrug:

:smiley with a halo over its head:

I'd say the OP is just pointing out the absurdity of certain practices. :P

[texas1928]

17. Boy dog?

Just tie it in a knot.

[skygazer]

19. For a minute, I thought that said "My dad won't stop peeing on the floor"

I really have to take the time to read things more carefully. :silly:

[Chan790]

20. I considered that for a copycat. n/m

[idgiehkt]

21. lol

:thumbsup: