Don't mind me. I'm indulging my inner asshole today!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

Anybody else ever have a day like that? Anything and everything seems ridiculous. Considering how easily I turn to sadism and cynicism, I'm enjoying being an asshole right now. Okay, not really. Though I was brushing my teeth last night, and really enjoying the pain my inflamed gum line was bringing to me as I brushed along it. It hurt so badly it was bleeding, but I sat there and lapped it up.

:crazy:

[Omphaloskepsis]

1. You just described my life...

I would suggest taking a different path. Best of luck.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

2. But it's so easy, even fun, to be an asshole.

Unfortunately. :grr:

Days like this I think Han Fei Tzu was right--humans are not inherently good at all.

[Omphaloskepsis]

3. You know what pisses me off.

I could be your dad, assuming I could get laid.. And your vocabulary is much better than mine. Arrrggghhh.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

5. That's 'cause I'm a goober.

:P

I'm just pissed off because I've been treated like a child, which I despise so fucking much it isn't even funny. D'ya know, I've never really felt like a child, not since about age 5. Being an only child, I never have company of my own age except for at school. I don't mind being often alone at home. But I don't like being neither child nor adult, nor being treaten like rotten inferior stupid filth for not having 5,000 years under my belt.

[steelemagnolia]

14. Carry on....

in the other room!

[Mad_Dem_X]

4. Everybody sing:

A! S-S! H-O! L-E!

I'm an asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love Denis Leary.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

6. Dunno him, but I really am pissed off today.

Is it possible to be at once both impatient and unbearably lazy?

:P

[Dora]

7. Oh, honey. Is it possible? It's a way of life.

Just ask this loser.



Now get up and do something with your time so you don't wind up like him.

[ThomCat]

9. "I love to park in handicapped spaces

and watch handicapped people
make handicapped faces..."

I'll never forget that song just for those lyrics alone. :)

[ThomCat]

8. You're a teenager. Isn't that your job or something?

:)

[WritingIsMyReligion]

10. Yeah, I suppose.

Being listless and annoyed has become my norm. :eyes:

[graywarrior]

11. You are so New England.

And I love you for it.

:loveya:

[WritingIsMyReligion]

17. You know it.

:P

:loveya:

[Left Is Write]

12. You're a sadist and a masochist?

[SPKrazy]

13. Indulge it!

why not?

just let it know that it isn't always going to be in charge... unless that's what you want.

your inflamed gum line? :yoiks:

d00d, get to the dentist

[taterguy]

15. Now you know how Pablo Picasso never felt

Because he was never called an asshole

[Manifestor_of_Light]

18. Love that song by David Bowie on "Reality"!!!!

[u4ic]

16. I've been doing that as of late, too

I'm not only indulging it, but embracing it. Embracing my inner asshole! :bounce:


All the daylight has made me a bit punchy...