The ice cream man is here...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

and he's not just playing his music; he's honking his freaking horn. Right in front of my freaking house.
And I'm trying to stay away from that crap! :mad:

[YDogg]

1. A damned ice cream truck drives through my 'hood every night.

Pisses me off. Damned happy ass music.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

3. Ours plays Swan Lake

and The Nutcracker... :rofl:

[Maineiac]

2. No ice cream trucks here in Hampden, Maine

But there's a guy who parks around the corner selling fresh lobsters, scallops, clams, and fiddle heads when they're in season.

[crim son]

4. I thought: WHOA! Hampden?!

Then I noticed it was you, long in bed I believe. Any ice cream truck would get caught in the slush here.

edited for "yu"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Mmmmmmmmm...Lobster rolls...

Fiddle head ferns?

[marzipanni]

24. Cockles and mussels alive, alive-o!!

My mom buys me a lobster when I visit her near Boston. I was told I ate a whole one when I was 1 1/2(!) on a family vacation in Maine, and I've loved 'em ever since.

[SPKrazy]

5. Stop me when I'm passin' by...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpWPeZmMCIo

:woohoo:


:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Van Heusen!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

11. Or is it Van Hefflin?

:shrug:

:rofl:

:hi:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. Or Van Cliburn?

:D :hug:

[SPKrazy]

15. Or Van Huffelburger?

:rofl:

:hug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Huffelburger?

[SPKrazy]

18. ....

Big Boy!!!!

:rofl:

OMG

[Maddy McCall]

6. I used to love living in town because of the ice cream truck.

But none come down my half-mile-long driveay now. :cry:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Maybe you should put up a sign...

I'll bet they'd come down if they knew you'd buy something!

[Roon]

8. My sister is a middle school math teacher

and during the summer she drives an ice cream truck.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Does it pay as well as teaching?

Please say no...

[Roon]

14. Naaaa

It lets her do what she does best! Interact with the kids!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. That's a relief!

:D
Good for her! She can make them count their change!

[Roon]

20. Well, she's a math teacher eom

[GoneOffShore]

19. I hate those repeating tape loops the ice cream trucks play

And they come by on the weekends when I'm trying to nap in the afternoon and park outside my house.

Somedays I'm tempted to go out and give them 20 bucks just to go away. Other days I want to drop bricks on the damn truck!

[marzipanni]

21. I have an old Gary Larson cartoon on my refrigerator that has one of those trucks

coming down the street, but instead of ice cream it has "Liver and Onions", and fearful looking kids are hiding from it! :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. ...

:spray::rofl:

[ourvoicescount]

23. VH - Ice Cream Man... Couldn't resist!

Van Halen - Ice Cream Man

Dedicate one to the ladies

Now summertime's here babe
Need something to keep you cool
Ah now summertime's here babe
Need something to keep you cool
Better look out now though
Dave's got something for you
Tell ya what it is

I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by
Oh my my, I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by
See now all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on a second baby

I got good lemonade
ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
I'm your ice cream man, baby
Stop me when I'm passing by
See now all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy
Hold on, one more

Well, I'm usually passing
By just about eleven o'clock
Uh huh, I never stop
I'm usually passing by
just around eleven o'clock
And if you let me cool you one time
You'll be my regular stop

All right boys

I got good lemonade
ah, dixie cups
All flavors and push ups too
I'm your ice cream man, baby
Stop me when I'm passing by
See now all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy

Yes I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by
I'm your ice cream man
Stop me when I'm passing by
They say all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy

Ah, one time
I'm your ice cream man
stop me when I'm passing by
I'm your ice cream man
stop me when I'm passing by
They say all my flavors
Are guaranteed to satisfy

One time, boys
I'm your ice cream man
I'm your ice cream man

Baby
Ah my, my, my
All my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy