How did you last change your underwear?

[LostInAnomie]

Help! I'm trapped in mine!

[Chan790]

1. In the dark at 4:30am...

f%^$% people who drink coffee before noon.

[NNadir]

2. I called in a road crew, a blast team, and a fully suited hazardous waste

group.

After the filing a hotly contested environmental impact report in an agreement hammered out before appeal to the New York 2nd Circuit Court I was allowed to accept bids from potential contractors.

On review of the necessary documentation it was discovered that the selected contractor could not live up to the terms of the contract without serious financial implications. It was decided to move the operation off shore using a tanker with Liberian registry escorted by the US Coast Guard - until we reached international waters followed by elements of the Lesothian Navy beyond there.

The actual operation was monitored by European, US and Russian satellites to determine the direction of the plume and test charges were wired at some the structurally most sound and least corroded points. Several types of sensors were attached, including spectroscopic instruments, a blast wave pressure detector, and seven retired mine canaries.

To prevent public protests, the actual change time was not announced, and the changing was carried out apparently at 2:13:07 mean Greenwich time in an unreported location in international waters on Nov. 11, 1977. The number of lost lives is still not known, but several survivors have filed suits in Federal and State Courts alleging serious erosion to their health.

[crim son]

3. Thank you very much!

Just about choked to death on my wine. :rofl:

[Q3JR4]

9. That's one way to put it...

:spray:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[graywarrior]

4. What underwear?

[Gormy Cuss]

5. Stand in the playground. After a while a group of civic minded youth

will help you remove them.}( Loser.

[Redstone]

6. Well, I didn't because you know, first it has to WANT to change...

Redstone

[ourvoicescount]

7. Sorry, no exit strategy...

[ComerPerro]

11. oh, were you at the demo of the new iRack?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x19417

[ourvoicescount]

12. That's AWESOME!!! Go MadTV!

[Drum]

8. With bemused resignation. nt

[ComerPerro]

10. Eisenhower was President... You could get a cup of coffee for a nickel

[skygazer]

13. Group intervention

Followed by intensive therapy and daily workshops.

[mainegreen]

14. This morning when I threw my boxers at the cats head.

It's a game.

:evilgrin:

[sakabatou]

15. After I woke up around 8-ish AM