Drunk Man Cuts Off His Genitals After His Wife Leaves Him

[matcom]

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A man in Poland man cut off his own genitals in a drunken fit of rage after his wife left him.

Tadeus Konopizc, 40, from Zakopane, slashed off his penis and testicles with a 15cm kitchen knife after downing more than a bottle of vodka.

He managed to call doctors to tell them what he had done and they sent a special helicopter rescue team to fly him to the northern town of Bialystok where surgeons specialise in sewing back severed organs.

But heavy fog on the way delayed the helicopter and by the time they reached the hospital doctors said it was too late to reattach the man's private parts.

He is now expected to undergo months of surgery as doctors attempt to re-build his penis using skin from elsewhere on his body.

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1173952350450M523

[underpants]

1. THAT'LL teach her!

:grr:

[crim son]

2. Damn! I was hoping it was a different man!

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

5. OoooooOOooooo

:evilgrin:

[crim son]

6. Yeah, I'm a sweetie. I don't want him dead, just maimed.

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

3. They sure do things differently in Poland. Everywhere else, the bride cuts them off immediately

following the wedding.

[Richard Steele]

4. I'm not laughing my ass off at that- because that would be wrong!

THIS GUY, however:

[RedStateShame]

7. After he just got them back?!