Take any Lounge thread and change 2 words to Wal-Mart & Masturbates

[Goblinmonger]

Stray Cats Break Into Wal-Mart And Masturbates Family - Woman & Boy Injured

[Goblinmonger]

1. It's a sunny day in Wal-Mart and I'm masturbating to the Allman Brothers

Sorry Lynne

On edit: Correcting the spelling for little miss hyper-sensitive :P

[LynneSin]

15. IT'S LYNNE DAMNIT

and I'm switching to CSN&Y now

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. OFFICIAL!! Wal-Mart gloating / Masturbates thread

[skygazer]

3. Favorite Wal-Mart and masturbation pairings

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Just got two Operation Wal-Mart Masturbates jackets in the mail

[Goblinmonger]

5. Twice now I've been awakened in Wal-Mart by someone whispering, "MASTURBATE!"

I like my thread a little too much I think!

On edit: Sorry GoG

[GoddessOfGuinness]

22. ...

:spray::rofl:
That's why I never go to WalMart!

[Blue-Jay]

6. Stray cats enter WalMart, Masturbates women, boy

[Karenca]

17. I'm sorry, I didn't notice--

that we have the same, sick idea.

[AllegroRondo]

7. Ever wanted to masturbate, but your just too damn lazy to go to Wal-Mart?

[Goblinmonger]

8. Anyone have any Wal-Mart masturbation plans?

[deepthought42]

9. My boss deserves to masturbate in Wal-Mart for all eternity...n/t

[AllegroRondo]

10. Gabor's husband masturbates Bill O'Reilly for calling him a Wal-Mart.

[skygazer]

11. $250 to masturbate in Wal-Mart!

[LynneSin]

16. Yay!! I have been accepted to masturbate to the Wal-mart program I wanted!

:evilgrin:

[skygazer]

18. Touche

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

21. Yay!! I have been accepted to Wal-mart to the masturbation program I wanted!

Even better

[Goblinmonger]

12. Are you a friend of masturbation? And I don't mean Wal-Mart......

[underpants]

13. On this my 70,000th Masturbation.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6307509

[Karenca]

14. Stray cats break into Walmart's and attack family - Woman and boy masturbating.

Ick

[AllegroRondo]

19. Unicorns: They're real, they live in Wal-Mart, and they masterbate Republicans.

[BurtWorm]

20. So basically, Wal-Mart is pretty much masturbated.

[Goblinmonger]

23. Need help from Wal-Mart: What do I need to know to start masturbating?

[AlCzervik]

24. Other Wal-marts to which Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has maturbated.

[Goblinmonger]

25. Dwight Yoakam's Chicken Licken's Masturbation Fries now at Wal-Mart

I didn't really "Change" two words, but it was too good to pass up.

[TimeChaser]

26. Locking

A sex and bodily function thread?