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BadGimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:28 PM
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Mohammed confesses to Shooting JR
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Buzz Clik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:31 PM
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1. It's my understanding that he's also the famed "one-armed man"
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Amy6627 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:31 PM
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2. Very cool painting!
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BadGimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 06:14 PM
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15. it's a Melsky
of DU fame:
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store.aspx?s=eclecticmelsky

I was lucky enough to buy the original on ebay.

She also did my favorite Ghost Jar. I waited too long and missed the chance to buy that one but she was gracious enough to paint me a new one.


I find her style captivating.
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bmbmd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:32 PM
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3. He put the bomp
in the bomp de bomp de bomp.
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cspanlovr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:32 PM
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4. He said he shot Montgomery Burns.
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Lost-in-FL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:33 PM
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5. and killed Jon Benet
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:34 PM
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6. link?
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:35 PM
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7. "Some people say" he is also the Anna Nicole Smith baby daddy.
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daleo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:38 PM
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8. He kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. n/t
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:39 PM
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9. OMG!
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard and now I'm crying laughing!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:42 PM
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10. I'd like to debunk the OP
I have never been shot. You can come look, you won't find a bullet hole in me.

Once, when I was much younger, my cousin Peter and I went into Mr. MacGregor's garden and sampled some goodies, as young rabbits are wont to do. Mr. MacGregor did shoot at me, but thanks to an aimiable arrangement I made with Ms. Beatrix Potter (that cost me a bundle), my name was kept out of the book.
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:43 PM
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11. He's really the father...
of Britney's boys...as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor's sugar daddy...and Justin Timberlake's secret lover....
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:43 PM
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12. He was also the 2nd gunman on the Grassy Knoll. (nt)
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BulletproofLandshark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 05:54 PM
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13. He missed what would've been the game-winning FG in Super Bowl XXV
Wide Right! Giants 20, Bills 19. Thanks a bunch AFC-hating Al-Qaeda scum!!!!
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theaudacity Donating Member (137 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 06:57 PM
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16. Laces out, Bin Laden... LACES OUT!
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theaudacity Donating Member (137 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-15-07 06:02 PM
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14. he chopped off the arm of the drummer from Def Leppard... and pooped in the pool.
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BadGimp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 02:03 AM
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17. ROTFLMAO
man I'm glad that mystery is now solved..

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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 02:06 AM
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18. Someone claims that he invented 'blister packs' n/t
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-17-07 10:08 AM
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19. He cleaned out Al Capone's vault before Geraldo could get there
He kidnapped Natalee Holloway
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